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Old 06-19-2016, 11:22 PM   #4576
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I don't have to do all the time but I get random single hairs with super growing powers. Most of them will be a half an inch and then I get one random one that will grow to like 2 inches.
Well, the bad news is that it's only going to get worse for you. Just wait until your ears become an issue. The good news is they make tools for this sort of thing.
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:27 PM   #4577
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this is very effeminate behavior. just tell her that this is what a man looks like. end of conversation
That's the way I used to be and apparently I have gotten soft.
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:30 PM   #4578
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this is very effeminate behavior. just tell her that this is what a man looks like. end of conversation
Yeah, you should definitely try this.
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:33 PM   #4579
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Re: The question of the day thread

I have a job where I have to be there at an approximate time not an exact time.
How many times/ how long is acceptable to hit the snooze button.

1. If you are sleeping by yourself?

2. If you have a significant other sleeping next to you That doesn't need to get up?
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:34 PM   #4580
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Yeah, you should definitely try this.
Lol
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:51 PM   #4581
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I have a job where I have to be there at an approximate time not an exact time.
How many times/ how long is acceptable to hit the snooze button.

1. If you are sleeping by yourself?

2. If you have a significant other sleeping next to you That doesn't need to get up?
1. no more than two

2. zero. interrupting someone's REM sleep because of your laziness is rude
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:59 PM   #4582
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Re: The question of the day thread

Your significant other is supposed to get up before you and make breakfast.
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Old 06-20-2016, 04:03 AM   #4583
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Wakey wakey bjs are nice.
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Old 06-20-2016, 08:23 AM   #4584
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I don't have to do all the time but I get random single hairs with super growing powers. Most of them will be a half an inch and then I get one random one that will grow to like 2 inches.
This.
And, you go to bed with black eyebrows, wake up with saltnpeppa (eyebrows, not the singing duo). Blonde, grey, gray, white, whatever...
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Old 06-21-2016, 10:26 PM   #4585
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Re: The question of the day thread

What prescription drugs do you have in the medicine cabinet? I have some immunosuppressive steroids.
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Old 06-21-2016, 10:45 PM   #4586
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None. Not secure enough for kids.
In my home I have a bunch of different types of pain killers. I forget which kinds...'cause I'm super tough.
:flex:

I also have prescription vitamin D supplements.
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Old 06-21-2016, 11:09 PM   #4587
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I don't have a medicine cabinet.
1 Rx, morphine sulfate, continuous release, 30 mg, tid.
Omeprazole, 40mg, 1@am (murph gives me heartburn).
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Old 06-21-2016, 11:37 PM   #4588
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J hitting the opiates hard. Total junkie.
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Old 06-22-2016, 12:07 AM   #4589
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I automatically heard Sam Stone in my head when I read J's list.

"There's a hole in Daddy's arm where all the money goes.."
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Old 06-22-2016, 04:11 AM   #4590
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I don't have a medicine cabinet. I also don't have any prescription drugs, or any drugs of any kind. I guess I'm just too healthy for that nonsense.
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Old 06-22-2016, 04:13 AM   #4591
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I do have half a bottle of vodka tho, if that counts.
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Old 06-22-2016, 06:29 AM   #4592
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I do have half a bottle of vodka tho, if that counts.
For medicinal purposes?
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Old 06-22-2016, 09:50 AM   #4593
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prilosec, BC powder, vitamin B1 patches (for the hangovers), advil

Pain killers would go in the party drawer if i had them.
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Old 06-22-2016, 12:40 PM   #4594
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A girl that's a solid seven in regular clothes... if she is a car mechanic in dirty mechanics clothes does that raise or lower her hotness level iyo's?
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Old 06-22-2016, 01:12 PM   #4595
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It depends.

I find the super-butch attitude unappealing, but if she's still feminine personality-wise, it's hot.
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Old 06-22-2016, 01:15 PM   #4596
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Old 06-22-2016, 02:56 PM   #4597
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lower.

Not tattoo low though.
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Old 06-22-2016, 03:06 PM   #4598
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I have a job where I have to be there at an approximate time not an exact time.
How many times/ how long is acceptable to hit the snooze button.

1. If you are sleeping by yourself?

2. If you have a significant other sleeping next to you That doesn't need to get up?
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Old 06-24-2016, 02:28 AM   #4599
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A girl that's a solid seven in regular clothes... if she is a car mechanic in dirty mechanics clothes does that raise or lower her hotness level iyo's?
Like, coveralls and a bandana or a torn wife beater, no bra, and a bandana?
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Old 06-24-2016, 02:41 AM   #4600
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Re: The question of the day thread

QotD: Do you, or anyone you know, still have/use a waterbed?

What happened to waterbeds? We're they linked to global warming? Cancer? Low T?

Waterbed stores were nearly as ubiquitous as nail salons and Hallmark shops.

Can you even buy them anymore?

Have you ever been in a waterbed?
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