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06-14-2016 , 08:45 AM

#4551

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

Sausage is my cereal.

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06-14-2016 , 09:13 AM

#4552

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,176

twss

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06-14-2016 , 09:24 AM

#4553

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Seriously, cereal.

Note: mine are full of Frosted Mini Wheat and Multigrain Cheerios, not fruitloops.

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06-14-2016 , 10:14 AM

#4554

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sausage is my cereal.

Not tearing my sausage, 1/3, 1/4, 1/2...or a little triangle.

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06-14-2016 , 10:19 AM

#4555

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

1/3 and then i roll up the bag and cram it back into the box after pouring.

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06-17-2016 , 08:52 PM

#4556

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

if you are in the grocery store and you eat while you are in there (say you buy a bag of grapes and eat some as you shop), is that stealing?

Last edited by thabighurt35; 06-17-2016 at 08:52 PM. Reason: grapes just a bad example cuz you should wash them obvs

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06-17-2016 , 08:57 PM

#4557

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

If it is sold by weight, yes. Otherwise, no.

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06-18-2016 , 02:44 PM

#4558

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

If it is sold by weight, yes. Otherwise, no.

this.

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06-18-2016 , 03:37 PM

#4559

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,199

Grab a bottle of something from the cooler by the register on your way in. Drink all of it while shopping. When you get back to the register hand the empty to the cashier and ask them to throw it away for you. 90%+ chance they don't charge you for it.

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06-18-2016 , 06:33 PM

#4560

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

If we evolved from apes, how come there are still primates wandering around the jungle collecting bananas and throwing **** at their mates?

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06-18-2016 , 08:02 PM

#4561

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Thank god you said "the Jungle"...for a minute I thought you were stalking me.

#Loveislove

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06-18-2016 , 08:57 PM

#4562

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

throwing bananas at each other is basically the completion of evolution.

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06-19-2016 , 02:46 AM

#4563

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

throwing bananas at each other is basically the completion of evolution.

Finally

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06-19-2016 , 03:17 AM

#4564

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

we share a common ancestor. evolution can't happen between two species that are coexisting at the same time.

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06-19-2016 , 05:04 AM

#4565

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

we share a common ancestor. evolution can't happen between two species that are coexisting at the same time.

Viva la evolution!
#buncha****monkeys

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06-19-2016 , 06:16 PM

#4566

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Thank god you said "the Jungle"...for a minute I thought you were stalking me.

#Loveislove

http://imgur.com/gallery/qoyQshG

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06-19-2016 , 06:24 PM

#4567

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Thanks guys, I learned LOTS!

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06-19-2016 , 06:35 PM

#4568

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

If your gf/wife/significant other said they would let you sleep with a prostitute, would you do it?

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06-19-2016 , 07:01 PM

#4569

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

prostitutes are almost always somehow coerced into banging strangers I'd feel weird about it

there's a tv show on showtime where a girl isn't being trafficked but idk I think that's just pretend

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06-19-2016 , 07:29 PM

#4570

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

If your gf/wife/significant other said they would let you sleep with a prostitute, would you do it?

I did tell GW he could do this, with the understanding that I would not have sex with him again until after 12 weeks and STD testing. He had never had sex with an Asian girl, and we were both curious what the big deal was.

He didn't do it. I still don't get the fetish.

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06-19-2016 , 10:48 PM

#4571

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I'm kind of over that fetish, tho I am still curious. I would really like to know if the distinctly Asian sex scream is a real thing or just a porn thing.

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06-19-2016 , 10:53 PM

#4572

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

Is it normal for guys to pluck their eyebrows with tweezers? I made it almost 30 years of my life without doing that, until my wife told me that I need to pluck super long ones and the off color ones which I call blond and she calls white.

Now I catch myself staring at my eyebrows in the mirror.

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06-19-2016 , 11:08 PM

#4573

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,199

I plucked my unibrow for years. Eventually it stopped growing back. I have to trim the rest of it regularly or I look like David Lynch's version of a mentat. They make tools for this sort of thing.

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06-19-2016 , 11:16 PM

#4574

GiantWalleye

worst TR ever

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,543

I don't have to do all the time but I get random single hairs with super growing powers. Most of them will be a half an inch and then I get one random one that will grow to like 2 inches.