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Old 06-14-2016, 08:45 AM   #4551
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Re: The question of the day thread

Sausage is my cereal.
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Old 06-14-2016, 09:13 AM   #4552
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Old 06-14-2016, 09:24 AM   #4553
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Re: The question of the day thread



Seriously, cereal.



Note: mine are full of Frosted Mini Wheat and Multigrain Cheerios, not fruitloops.
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Old 06-14-2016, 10:14 AM   #4554
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Sausage is my cereal.

Not tearing my sausage, 1/3, 1/4, 1/2...or a little triangle.
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Old 06-14-2016, 10:19 AM   #4555
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1/3 and then i roll up the bag and cram it back into the box after pouring.
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Old 06-17-2016, 08:52 PM   #4556
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Re: The question of the day thread

if you are in the grocery store and you eat while you are in there (say you buy a bag of grapes and eat some as you shop), is that stealing?

Last edited by thabighurt35; 06-17-2016 at 08:52 PM. Reason: grapes just a bad example cuz you should wash them obvs
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Old 06-17-2016, 08:57 PM   #4557
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Re: The question of the day thread

If it is sold by weight, yes. Otherwise, no.
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Old 06-18-2016, 02:44 PM   #4558
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If it is sold by weight, yes. Otherwise, no.
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Old 06-18-2016, 03:37 PM   #4559
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Re: The question of the day thread

Grab a bottle of something from the cooler by the register on your way in. Drink all of it while shopping. When you get back to the register hand the empty to the cashier and ask them to throw it away for you. 90%+ chance they don't charge you for it.
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Old 06-18-2016, 06:33 PM   #4560
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Re: The question of the day thread

If we evolved from apes, how come there are still primates wandering around the jungle collecting bananas and throwing **** at their mates?

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Old 06-18-2016, 08:02 PM   #4561
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Thank god you said "the Jungle"...for a minute I thought you were stalking me.

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Old 06-18-2016, 08:57 PM   #4562
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throwing bananas at each other is basically the completion of evolution.
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Old 06-19-2016, 02:46 AM   #4563
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throwing bananas at each other is basically the completion of evolution.
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Old 06-19-2016, 03:17 AM   #4564
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we share a common ancestor. evolution can't happen between two species that are coexisting at the same time.
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Old 06-19-2016, 05:04 AM   #4565
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we share a common ancestor. evolution can't happen between two species that are coexisting at the same time.
Viva la evolution!
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Old 06-19-2016, 06:16 PM   #4566
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Thank god you said "the Jungle"...for a minute I thought you were stalking me.

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Old 06-19-2016, 06:24 PM   #4567
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Thanks guys, I learned LOTS!
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Old 06-19-2016, 06:35 PM   #4568
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Re: The question of the day thread

If your gf/wife/significant other said they would let you sleep with a prostitute, would you do it?
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Old 06-19-2016, 07:01 PM   #4569
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prostitutes are almost always somehow coerced into banging strangers I'd feel weird about it

there's a tv show on showtime where a girl isn't being trafficked but idk I think that's just pretend
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Old 06-19-2016, 07:29 PM   #4570
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If your gf/wife/significant other said they would let you sleep with a prostitute, would you do it?
I did tell GW he could do this, with the understanding that I would not have sex with him again until after 12 weeks and STD testing. He had never had sex with an Asian girl, and we were both curious what the big deal was.

He didn't do it. I still don't get the fetish.
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Old 06-19-2016, 10:48 PM   #4571
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I did tell GW he could do this, with the understanding that I would not have sex with him again until after 12 weeks and STD testing. He had never had sex with an Asian girl, and we were both curious what the big deal was.

He didn't do it. I still don't get the fetish.
I'm kind of over that fetish, tho I am still curious. I would really like to know if the distinctly Asian sex scream is a real thing or just a porn thing.
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Old 06-19-2016, 10:53 PM   #4572
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Re: The question of the day thread

Is it normal for guys to pluck their eyebrows with tweezers? I made it almost 30 years of my life without doing that, until my wife told me that I need to pluck super long ones and the off color ones which I call blond and she calls white.

Now I catch myself staring at my eyebrows in the mirror.
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:08 PM   #4573
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Re: The question of the day thread

I plucked my unibrow for years. Eventually it stopped growing back. I have to trim the rest of it regularly or I look like David Lynch's version of a mentat. They make tools for this sort of thing.
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:16 PM   #4574
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I don't have to do all the time but I get random single hairs with super growing powers. Most of them will be a half an inch and then I get one random one that will grow to like 2 inches.
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Old 06-19-2016, 11:21 PM   #4575
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Is it normal for guys to pluck their eyebrows with tweezers? I made it almost 30 years of my life without doing that, until my wife told me that I need to pluck super long ones and the off color ones which I call blond and she calls white.

Now I catch myself staring at my eyebrows in the mirror.
this is very effeminate behavior. just tell her that this is what a man looks like. end of conversation
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