The question of the day thread

[thabighurt35]

mary hellmuth for the money
**** lack cuz he's a *****
and kill ivey so he doesnt take my moeny

[Mr.mmmKay]

Originally Posted by Da33le

Too easy.

**** Laak, marry Ivey, kill Hellmuth.

this

[fidstar-poker]

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Are you tri-Phil-ing with us?

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[thabighurt35]

do you clip your toenails everytime you clip your fingernails?

[Mr.mmmKay]

90% of the time

[ScreaminAsian]

I tear my toenails using my fingernails

[fidstar-poker]

no. every second time.

[zikzak]

Have you or anyone else ever given your genitalia a name?

[Kristy]

Yes. Lots of times. I also named my friend's breast implants. Rochelle and LaRhonda.

[Kristy]

Oh wait, I read that as "Have you ever give yours, or anyone else's, genitalia a nickname?"

I've had a few assigned, but nothing that stayed with it.

[JustJ46671]

Yes.
I call him "Pedro".
He looks mexican (swarthy, with a little darker complexion).
He's short and kind of stocky.
He's got that sort of half-assed beard.
He doesn't speak English.
He lies about, when he should be working.
He loves "tacos".
He likes some ghetto looking senoritas.
I suspect he may be Catholic.
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[Boris47]

i have a bad habit when i get drunk i get a black magic marker and write in large writing B1 and B2 on my ex wife boobs.

When i was 16 or something I started calling my appendage Ryobi, the world's leader in power drills. That was at a time when i was still a virgin but after I gained experience in that matter i decided to call my appendage ' Pepe le Pue' because it stinks before it goes in and stinks when it comes out.

[thabighurt35]

yes, its captian winky, or el capitan

[ScreaminAsian]

riding a bicycle holding a leash with a dog on it. is this ok?

[zikzak]

Yeah, it's great until the leash gets caught in the spokes, breaks Fido's neck and sends you over the handlebars right into the path of some jerk in a Hummer doing 45 in a school zone.

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by zikzak

Yeah, it's great until the leash gets caught in the spokes, breaks Fido's neck and sends you over the handlebars right into the path of some jerk in a Hummer doing 45 in a school zone.

:tragic:

[fidstar-poker]

Is the dogs name drag?

[Ephialtes]

watsuppp ypppppppooooo

[PrsHarlequin]

Originally Posted by Kristy

I also named my friend's breast implants. Rochelle and LaRhonda.

Is Rochelle's and LaRhonda's mum married, dating, taken...

How are the girls doing

[Morphismus]

[ScreaminAsian]

[JustJ46671]

2,3,1

[zikzak]

[fidstar-poker]

Is this for realz?

[Kristy]