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Old 05-11-2016, 06:50 PM   #4476
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Re: The question of the day thread

mary hellmuth for the money
**** lack cuz he's a *****
and kill ivey so he doesnt take my moeny
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Old 05-12-2016, 04:42 AM   #4477
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Too easy.

**** Laak, marry Ivey, kill Hellmuth.
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Old 05-12-2016, 10:36 AM   #4478
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Are you tri-Phil-ing with us?
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Old 05-18-2016, 09:38 AM   #4479
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do you clip your toenails everytime you clip your fingernails?
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Old 05-18-2016, 10:54 AM   #4480
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90% of the time
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Old 05-18-2016, 11:25 AM   #4481
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I tear my toenails using my fingernails
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Old 05-18-2016, 01:59 PM   #4482
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no. every second time.
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Old 05-19-2016, 10:55 PM   #4483
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Have you or anyone else ever given your genitalia a name?
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Old 05-19-2016, 11:09 PM   #4484
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Re: The question of the day thread

Yes. Lots of times. I also named my friend's breast implants. Rochelle and LaRhonda.
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Old 05-19-2016, 11:11 PM   #4485
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Oh wait, I read that as "Have you ever give yours, or anyone else's, genitalia a nickname?"

I've had a few assigned, but nothing that stayed with it.
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Old 05-20-2016, 01:55 AM   #4486
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Re: The question of the day thread

Yes.
I call him "Pedro".
He looks mexican (swarthy, with a little darker complexion).
He's short and kind of stocky.
He's got that sort of half-assed beard.
He doesn't speak English.
He lies about, when he should be working.
He loves "tacos".
He likes some ghetto looking senoritas.
I suspect he may be Catholic.
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Old 05-20-2016, 03:41 AM   #4487
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Re: The question of the day thread

i have a bad habit when i get drunk i get a black magic marker and write in large writing B1 and B2 on my ex wife boobs.

When i was 16 or something I started calling my appendage Ryobi, the world's leader in power drills. That was at a time when i was still a virgin but after I gained experience in that matter i decided to call my appendage ' Pepe le Pue' because it stinks before it goes in and stinks when it comes out.
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Old 05-20-2016, 04:35 PM   #4488
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yes, its captian winky, or el capitan
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Old 05-21-2016, 09:40 PM   #4489
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riding a bicycle holding a leash with a dog on it. is this ok?
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Old 05-21-2016, 10:39 PM   #4490
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Yeah, it's great until the leash gets caught in the spokes, breaks Fido's neck and sends you over the handlebars right into the path of some jerk in a Hummer doing 45 in a school zone.
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Old 05-21-2016, 10:40 PM   #4491
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Yeah, it's great until the leash gets caught in the spokes, breaks Fido's neck and sends you over the handlebars right into the path of some jerk in a Hummer doing 45 in a school zone.
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Old 05-21-2016, 11:14 PM   #4492
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Is the dogs name drag?
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Old 05-21-2016, 11:46 PM   #4493
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watsuppp ypppppppooooo
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Old 05-22-2016, 03:24 AM   #4494
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I also named my friend's breast implants. Rochelle and LaRhonda.
Is Rochelle's and LaRhonda's mum married, dating, taken...

How are the girls doing
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Old 05-22-2016, 04:09 AM   #4495
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Old 05-22-2016, 10:07 PM   #4496
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Old 05-22-2016, 10:36 PM   #4497
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2,3,1
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Old 05-22-2016, 11:18 PM   #4498
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Old 05-22-2016, 11:47 PM   #4499
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Is this for realz?
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Old 05-22-2016, 11:50 PM   #4500
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