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Old 04-25-2016, 11:06 AM   #4426
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Re: The question of the day thread

its to convey control and dominance over the ****. You cant have even a little **** thinking it's the one running the show
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Old 04-25-2016, 11:21 AM   #4427
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genie pops out of your amazon box and says you have 3 wishes left; you can have anything except more wishes.

wug 3 wishes?
immortality
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Old 04-25-2016, 11:54 AM   #4428
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immorality
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(Then reported it)
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Old 04-26-2016, 04:41 PM   #4429
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bust a nut
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take a poo
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Old 04-26-2016, 05:35 PM   #4430
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Old 04-26-2016, 08:27 PM   #4431
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Re: The question of the day thread

Question:

Do you laugh at your own jokes? If yes, right away, during premeditation, or post-successful execution?
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Old 04-26-2016, 09:20 PM   #4432
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i do laugh at my own jokes as i think of them, but i think that's because of the drugs
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Old 04-26-2016, 09:35 PM   #4433
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No one laughs at my jokes, not even me.
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Old 04-26-2016, 10:08 PM   #4434
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No one laughs at my jokes, not even me.
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Old 04-28-2016, 09:31 PM   #4435
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My life is a big joke and i am yet to find it amusing.
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Old 04-28-2016, 11:02 PM   #4436
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SITUATION: you wake up 50 minutes before your alarm is set to go off

what do you do?
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Old 04-28-2016, 11:38 PM   #4437
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Assume I overslept for 11 hours and 10 minutes.
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Old 04-28-2016, 11:40 PM   #4438
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I don't do math well when I first wake up.
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Old 04-29-2016, 01:25 AM   #4439
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alarm?
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Old 04-29-2016, 07:52 AM   #4440
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I shift my alarm back 50 minutes - problem solved
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Old 04-29-2016, 08:19 AM   #4441
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Re: The question of the day thread

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SITUATION: you wake up 50 minutes before your alarm is set to go off

what do you do?
Standard. My alarm is set for 41 mins from now and I just finished my second coffee.

Sort your lives out!
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Old 04-29-2016, 11:16 AM   #4442
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Pee and go back to sleep
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Old 04-29-2016, 02:37 PM   #4443
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having a **** and go back to sleep
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Old 04-29-2016, 04:38 PM   #4444
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having a **** and go back to sleep


would you post in your **** diary?
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Old 04-29-2016, 07:28 PM   #4445
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Old 04-29-2016, 07:31 PM   #4446
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i love sleep. i hope one day i can just sleep forever
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Old 04-30-2016, 08:09 AM   #4447
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Re: The question of the day thread

How often do you wash the coffee pot with soap? How about your favorite mug?
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Old 04-30-2016, 08:32 AM   #4448
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Old 04-30-2016, 09:10 AM   #4449
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How often do you wash the coffee pot with soap? How about your favorite mug?
Brew station ftw. No carafe.



I take it apart and deep clean once a week and/or when the indicator comes on, with baking soda, soap, rinse, then the vinegar cycle.

A dip in soapy water, wipe, rinse, pretty much every day.

And, I'll refill my cup from the same pot, but wash it when that pot's done ...even if I'm making another.
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Old 04-30-2016, 08:33 PM   #4450
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cup every time. pot less often
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