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Old 02-22-2016, 11:05 PM   #4251
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Re: The question of the day thread

Hell no. Kitchen sinks are way too high. You're supposed to pee in the bathroom sink.
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Old 02-23-2016, 12:58 AM   #4252
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I'm a very vanilla urinatrix. Toilets only.
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Old 02-23-2016, 01:23 AM   #4253
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Old 02-23-2016, 03:27 AM   #4254
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what are you doing in the kitchen?
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Old 02-23-2016, 10:16 AM   #4255
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i piss in sinks of all kinds quite frequently to this day.

If a sink is closer than a toilet, its getting pissed in.
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Old 02-23-2016, 06:12 PM   #4256
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no
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Old 02-23-2016, 09:02 PM   #4257
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Yes, of course.
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Old 02-23-2016, 09:07 PM   #4258
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only once because both toilets were occupied. I prefer to piss in fridges of skanks I've just shagged
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Old 03-04-2016, 04:44 PM   #4259
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Re: The question of the day thread

suppose you brewed some at home starbucks in a mr coffee. how long do you leave the pot in the mr coffee? do you pour it immediately? do you let it sit for some time? how long?
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Old 03-04-2016, 06:23 PM   #4260
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suppose you brewed some at home starbucks in a mr coffee. how long do you leave the pot in the mr coffee? do you pour it immediately? do you let it sit for some time? how long?
Is there liquor involved?
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Old 03-04-2016, 06:33 PM   #4261
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no it's just for energy. no adulterants added
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Old 03-04-2016, 07:22 PM   #4262
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no it's just for energy. no adulterants added
Pour it in a syringe and boot it straight to the carotid.
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Old 03-04-2016, 08:30 PM   #4263
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Do what to the what with my what

Man, I just make coffee, and usually just after waking up, so don't be asking me to remember how the hell I went about pulling it off.
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Old 03-04-2016, 09:40 PM   #4264
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Old 03-05-2016, 12:36 AM   #4265
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mr coffe?

i have a pot, and i put ground coffee in the top, is that mr coffee?
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Old 03-05-2016, 01:11 AM   #4266
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Haven't had a coffee in about 5 years.
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Old 03-05-2016, 01:19 AM   #4267
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mr coffe?

i have a pot, and i put ground coffee in the top, is that mr coffee?
yeah that's it
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Haven't had a coffee in about 5 years.
well la-de-****in-da
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Old 03-05-2016, 01:21 AM   #4268
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well la-de-****in-da
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Old 03-05-2016, 08:48 AM   #4269
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well la-te-****in-da
fyp
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Old 03-05-2016, 11:41 AM   #4270
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it sits until i want some
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Old 03-06-2016, 12:27 AM   #4271
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What is your favourite state of arse?

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Old 03-06-2016, 12:51 AM   #4272
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solid
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Old 03-06-2016, 01:22 AM   #4273
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solid
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Old 03-06-2016, 09:19 AM   #4274
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This one works for me:

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Old 03-06-2016, 09:23 AM   #4275
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This one works for me:

Works for you or works for you?
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