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Old 02-18-2016, 02:33 PM   #4226
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question of the day:

Why?
Because ice cream doesn't have bones.
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Old 02-18-2016, 02:34 PM   #4227
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Chicken thigh.
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Old 02-18-2016, 02:35 PM   #4228
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Because I'm bigger than you and I'm really mean.
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Old 02-18-2016, 02:36 PM   #4229
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/answers I give my kids when they ask "Why?"
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Old 02-18-2016, 03:23 PM   #4230
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because life is not fair
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Old 02-18-2016, 04:25 PM   #4231
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Old 02-18-2016, 05:40 PM   #4232
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Because ice cream doesn't have bones.
http://saltandstraw.com/flavor/bone-...oked-cherries/

Also, Googling reveals that Rule 34 definitely applies here.
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Old 02-18-2016, 06:40 PM   #4233
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Well, in the absence of a specific instruction, man is likely to make some pretty hilarious ****ing choices.
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Old 02-20-2016, 08:32 AM   #4234
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Re: The question of the day thread

Band/Singer that you like that you wouldn't tell your friends about?
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Old 02-20-2016, 08:36 AM   #4235
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Old 02-20-2016, 04:52 PM   #4236
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Bruno Mars
David Usher (little songs, esp)
Brittney Spears
Phil Collins

I'm sure there's more.
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Old 02-20-2016, 05:05 PM   #4237
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fran and i consider you guys friends enough to not want to answer this question
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Old 02-20-2016, 05:15 PM   #4238
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Old 02-20-2016, 05:47 PM   #4239
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The question of the day thread
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Old 02-21-2016, 01:47 PM   #4240
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Re: The question of the day thread

What is the correct staple orientation for fastening papers together?

☐ Horizontal —
☐ Vertical |
☐ Angled forward /
☐ Angled backward \
☐ Other
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Old 02-21-2016, 01:49 PM   #4241
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What is the correct staple orientation for fastening papers together?

☐ Horizontal
☐ Vertical |
☑ Angled forward /
☐ Angled backward \
☐ Other
imo
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Old 02-21-2016, 02:19 PM   #4242
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Re: The question of the day thread

First
3 ring binder, or inexpensive tab folder are best.
Next
Loose in a folder with tension clip top-centre, or left side 1/2 inch from top.
Last
But, if you have to put one of those hideous devices in my papers, it had better angled forward.
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Old 02-21-2016, 03:05 PM   #4243
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What is the correct staple orientation for fastening papers together?

☐ Horizontal
☐ Vertical |
☐ Angled forward /
☐ Angled backward \
☐ Other
So many variables (not including staple alignment).
What kind of papers? Drawings, photos, menus, schedules, poems, essays, notes, bills...?
What size is the page? Are all pages the same size?
Will they be used in the future, or are you binding them just to keep them as a collection?
Are they official legal documents?
Will the progression (first page to last) be constant, or will some sort of shuffle be upcoming?
Single sided?


Bills are stapled top, left with horizontal orientation (-).
Something I've written and will be maintained in the current order and referenced, top, right with"angled backward" (\) placement. I'm right handed, so this allows my single sided document to be read through, held in my left hand, with the already examined sheets dangling out of the way of current/upcoming pages.
Photos don't get stapled.
Legal documents don't get stapled.
LOL, poetry.
Drawings may or may not get stapled.
Sheets larger than letter can benefit from more than one staple, usually along the short side, in a linear array (- - -).

Colors are a nice touch, when considering stapling. I have dark blue staples in my home office stapler. I kept green in my worksite stapler. I kept a smaller stapler in my desk drawer with red staples. Colors lend to trackability, locating, and quickly show you if someone has removed the original staple.

I hope this helps.
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Old 02-21-2016, 03:09 PM   #4244
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Old 02-21-2016, 03:20 PM   #4245
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I didn't even know they made colored staples.
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Old 02-21-2016, 07:58 PM   #4246
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Old 02-22-2016, 05:09 AM   #4247
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Old 02-22-2016, 01:05 PM   #4248
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Old 02-22-2016, 07:45 PM   #4249
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Band/Singer that you like that you wouldn't tell your friends about?
This just came on.
Danced. A lot.

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Old 02-22-2016, 11:00 PM   #4250
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Re: The question of the day thread

have you ever urinated in a kitchen sink?

(could be any kitchen sink; doesn't have to be yours. it could be your mom's kitchen sink, or an employee's.. it doesn't matter. you could have been invited to dinner at one of your employee's homes and, after realizing you were the only one there wearing a suit, became uncomfortable and excused yourself only to find yourself alone in the kitchen, and not wanting to drunkenly open random doors and further embarrass everyone, relieved yourself there quietly without anyone knowing.)
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