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Old 12-07-2015, 08:03 PM   #4051
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Re: The question of the day thread

#kristyisaselfishbitch
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Old 12-07-2015, 08:28 PM   #4052
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Old 12-07-2015, 09:12 PM   #4053
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Yes/hell no....

What's it like not having to worry about getting raped, robbed, and rigor-mortised by strangers?
It's sad that you (and others) have to consider such things.
Since you can't help others, I assume you carry them in case you need them. How does that work, given the risk of predation?
Having any type of car trouble must open the door to all sorts of heinous possibilities.
The wife seems comfortable with the day-to-day potential for victimization. I'd credit the well lit and heavily travelled route she takes to work and back, coupled with: she has a cell phone (and is only 6 miles from home) and she's armed.
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Old 12-08-2015, 04:54 PM   #4054
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Well, tbh...I'd never use them. I'd take a cab home. Vehicles are entirely GWs jurisdiction--I don't even pump gas.*
My dad gave them to me for the trunk of my first car, and I've put them in every subsequent car without thinking much about it.



*Before someone rags I will mention that he never touches laundry, dishes, etc. We each have our things.
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Old 12-08-2015, 05:19 PM   #4055
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Re: The question of the day thread

I don't carry cables. Don't want to get anal on the road.
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Old 12-08-2015, 07:18 PM   #4056
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Don't want to get anal on the road.
You sure?
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Old 12-08-2015, 07:27 PM   #4057
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Re: The question of the day thread

Who from BBV4L do you want a sex video of?
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Old 12-08-2015, 08:09 PM   #4058
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Who from BBV4L do you want a sex video of?
ygos?
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Old 12-08-2015, 08:47 PM   #4059
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Who from BBV4L do you want a sex video of?
D) all of the above.
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Old 12-08-2015, 10:04 PM   #4060
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Who from BBV4L do you want a sex video of?
Pooter
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Old 12-08-2015, 10:15 PM   #4061
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Re: The question of the day thread

Myself.

Don't really want the video, just want to have sex.
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Old 12-11-2015, 02:33 AM   #4062
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Myself.

Don't really want the video, just want to have sex.
know what you mean
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Old 12-14-2015, 06:14 AM   #4063
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Like VHS?
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Old 12-14-2015, 02:18 PM   #4064
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Like VHS?
I do.
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Old 12-14-2015, 04:03 PM   #4065
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I'm a Betamax man.
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Old 12-14-2015, 06:05 PM   #4066
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I'm a Betamax man.
It really was the superior format.
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Old 12-15-2015, 12:33 AM   #4067
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first porn i ever watched was on VHS, so yes
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Old 12-15-2015, 12:42 AM   #4068
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The heyday of porn was theatrical releases. You really missed out.
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Old 12-15-2015, 09:22 PM   #4069
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The heyday of porn was theatrical releases. You really missed out.
meh, have seen live sehks shows in pataya, really not a turn on
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Old 12-16-2015, 02:51 AM   #4070
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The heyday of porn was theatrical releases. You really missed out.
no I don't think so.

Rows upon rows of guys sitting there flogging the guts out of it would burn an image onto your eyeballs that not even bleach would be able to remove.
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Old 12-16-2015, 08:57 AM   #4071
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no I don't think so.

Rows upon rows of guys sitting there flogging the guts out of it would burn an image onto your eyeballs that not even bleach would be able to remove.
you're obviously not a fan of bukake then?
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Old 12-16-2015, 09:56 AM   #4072
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you're obviously not a fan of bukake then?
I'm ignoring the terminating punctuation (that is obviously not the QOTD).

Actual QOTD:

Have you ever been incarcerated?
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Old 12-16-2015, 10:38 AM   #4073
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Old 12-16-2015, 10:59 AM   #4074
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no

but there may be a reason I'm traveling around the world non-stop...
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Old 12-16-2015, 11:11 AM   #4075
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