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Old 11-25-2015, 07:59 PM   #4026
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Death penalty?
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for my mom or for me?
Is one of these the QOTD?
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Old 11-25-2015, 08:14 PM   #4027
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Re: The question of the day thread

Why are you asking?
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Old 11-25-2015, 08:15 PM   #4028
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Re: The questions of the day thread

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Old 11-26-2015, 02:01 AM   #4029
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Death penalty?
Definitely. Some ****ers just don't deserve to live.
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Old 11-26-2015, 03:37 PM   #4030
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No.
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Old 11-27-2015, 08:09 AM   #4031
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Old 11-29-2015, 02:34 AM   #4032
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Re: The question of the day thread

you're on death row because your scumbag life has finally caught up with you. you've got literally hours left to live and the screws tell you you can have anything you want as a last meal. what do you ask for?
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Old 11-29-2015, 03:58 AM   #4033
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Unicorn steak
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Old 11-29-2015, 05:29 AM   #4034
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smart. I've fantasized about demanding a whole pig on spit roast for barbecue. but instead of a pig? the state governor's SON.


but I'd prolly just ask for wendy's
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Old 11-29-2015, 08:34 AM   #4035
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Re: The question of the day thread

Haven't we had this question?



Definitely a good steak.
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Old 11-29-2015, 08:47 AM   #4036
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Dominos pizza and two litres of coke.
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Old 11-30-2015, 03:57 PM   #4037
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What happened to OP?
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Old 11-30-2015, 04:14 PM   #4038
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burned out; finally got a life. a fate worse than death
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Old 11-30-2015, 04:22 PM   #4039
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he was my gimmick account
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Old 11-30-2015, 05:00 PM   #4040
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king crab legs, bone in ribeye, lobster mac, cobb salad and a really old scotch
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Old 12-07-2015, 12:41 AM   #4041
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Re: The question of the day thread

F-Marry-Kill:


taylor swift
rihanna
beyonce
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Old 12-07-2015, 02:15 AM   #4042
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you're on death row because your scumbag life has finally caught up with you. you've got literally hours left to live and the screws tell you you can have anything you want as a last meal. what do you ask for?
Clubbed baby seal, cavier and a lion's leg. I would request my knife and fork be made from ivory
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Old 12-07-2015, 08:21 AM   #4043
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taylor swift
rihanna
beyonce
yes.
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Old 12-07-2015, 08:29 AM   #4044
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**** rihanna marry Swift, kill Beyonce
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Old 12-07-2015, 08:34 AM   #4045
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it doesn't really matter
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Old 12-07-2015, 07:27 PM   #4046
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Re: The question of the day thread

Do you carry jumper cables, and do you offer to help folks with a dead battery?
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Old 12-07-2015, 07:37 PM   #4047
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Re: The question of the day thread

Yes, but I don't think they work, so no to the second part.
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Old 12-07-2015, 07:40 PM   #4048
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No and yes (it's a secret how I am able to help them).
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Old 12-07-2015, 07:48 PM   #4049
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Do you carry jumper cables, and do you offer to help folks with a dead battery?
Yes/hell no....

What's it like not having to worry about getting raped, robbed, and rigor-mortised by strangers?

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Old 12-07-2015, 07:53 PM   #4050
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