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Old 08-06-2015, 12:15 AM   #3776
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Which would you buy (money is not a constraint, but you can only pick one):
Building, boat, bird (plane or helicopter)?
Going to assume you can't just flip for money, else you'd just pick the most expensive thing you can sell + also assuming you mean that whatever you pick comes with the means to maintain the thing.

...I really don't have a great answer. I can rule out any aircraft, and while a megayacht sounds interesting I'm a more woodsy type of guy.

As far as buildings there are a lot of cool possibilities, but the surrounding property would be crucial for me. If I could extend it to the building + acreage it comes with, this would be my easy choice.
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Old 08-06-2015, 03:16 AM   #3777
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Re: The question of the day thread

Definitely buying some stupidly big mansion, though a luxury yacht would be super cool.
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Old 08-06-2015, 05:49 PM   #3778
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multi unit residential building. use income to buy other things.

dont you know about the three F's?

cant buy a boat or plane.

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Old 08-06-2015, 07:09 PM   #3779
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Re: The question of the day thread

Is fidstar-poker one of the "F's"?
Freddbird?
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Old 08-06-2015, 07:11 PM   #3780
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no
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Old 08-07-2015, 02:41 AM   #3781
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yes
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Old 08-07-2015, 07:55 AM   #3782
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yes
Well, s#!t.
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Old 08-07-2015, 10:39 AM   #3783
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FFF

if it flies, floats or f***s dont buy it, just rent it.
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Old 08-07-2015, 08:44 PM   #3784
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FFF

if it flies, floats or f***s dont buy it, just rent it.
Are you suggesting fidstar-poker can fly?
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Old 08-07-2015, 09:13 PM   #3785
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well he sure doesnt ****
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Old 08-08-2015, 02:35 AM   #3786
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well he sure doesnt ****
but you want to rent me. What are your plans then?
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Old 08-08-2015, 12:24 PM   #3787
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I'm sure he just needs some light gardening...
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Old 08-14-2015, 07:45 PM   #3788
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Re: The question of the day thread

Consider the partner in your best sexytime dream.
Have you sexed that person/those people irl?
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Old 08-15-2015, 12:53 AM   #3789
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No. You won't return my phone calls.
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Old 08-15-2015, 01:27 AM   #3790
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No. You won't return my phone calls.
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Old 08-15-2015, 01:28 AM   #3791
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Which would you buy (money is not a constraint, but you can only pick one):
Building, boat, bird (plane or helicopter)?
Old school.

Pros: Huge yard, gymnasium, large rooms, perfect flooring for skating from room to room, PA system, water fountains that I would certainly retrofit to serve other beverages, chalk boards everywhere.

Cons: they always feel haunted, and low toilets.
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Old 08-15-2015, 02:43 AM   #3792
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do chalk boards still exist?
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:00 AM   #3793
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Yes, in old schools they do....and Im pretty confident that drawing boobs or an anatomicaly correct stick man is just as rewarding as I remember.
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:34 AM   #3794
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Re: The question of the day thread

ok here is my question.

if a girl is drunk, at your place and you are drunk too. she is defo crazy and could have something. do you still fook her?

Keep in mind she is wearing a school girl costume ( witch part of is still at my place lol)

my friend was over too.. but he was a on issue.
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Old 08-15-2015, 03:49 AM   #3795
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I could be wrong, but aren't you in college, and aren't all colleges calling that "rape" these days?

Not making a statement about the policy, just saying definitely not worth the risk.
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Old 08-15-2015, 04:12 AM   #3796
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I could be wrong, but aren't you in college, and aren't all colleges calling that "rape" these days?

Not making a statement about the policy, just saying definitely not worth the risk.
2 drunken rapers, it makes a right
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Old 08-15-2015, 04:56 AM   #3797
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Re: The question of the day thread

The school answer is cool.
I had a chance to buy my elementary school and a couple of years later, my junior high (they call them middle schools now, but whatever).
Just as you said...huge hulks, fountains, gyms. The junior high had previously been a county high school, so there were labs, and a machine shop, and the home ec rooms were 8 full kitchens/laundries.
Built in the 1930's, both had Civil Defense shelters. The cafeteria was huge, and had a massive professional kitchen. Both schools were suburban, with the Jr high actually being far enough removed to be rural.
The elementary school recently sold again for $80k, and was demolished and replaced with a new home and a landscaping business.
The Jr high is rumored to be coming up for sale again.
The primary drawback would be living in the town I grew up [sic] in...def deal breaker.
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Old 08-15-2015, 04:56 AM   #3798
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2 drunken rapers, it makes a right
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Old 08-19-2015, 06:49 AM   #3799
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Re: The question of the day thread

what is the least amount of money you would need to receive with the condition that once you received it you could never have sex again?

For this exercise sex includes anything more than kissing and groping above the waist.
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Old 08-19-2015, 07:43 AM   #3800
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Does it include jerkin the gherkin?
You realize that saying "again", you are implying there has been at least one prior instance of sex...seems unlikely in so many cases.

Sex with others: bout treefiddy
Solosex: priceless
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