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Old 06-15-2015, 10:32 PM   #3701
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earthquake in a country that has stringent building codes.
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Old 06-16-2015, 04:55 AM   #3702
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I don't mind, either/ither.

To get involved in any natural occurrence/disaster would be an absolute pleasure.
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Old 06-24-2015, 07:33 AM   #3703
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Where's the safest place to keep your cellphone?
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Old 06-24-2015, 08:00 AM   #3704
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If you're a prison inmate, up your poophole.
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Old 06-24-2015, 09:17 AM   #3705
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Underground bunker, undisclosed location.
Probably won't have any signal, so you won't even get normal wear-and-tear on the device
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Old 06-24-2015, 09:18 AM   #3706
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Old 06-24-2015, 09:43 AM   #3707
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ima go out on a limb here, in your pocket
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Old 06-24-2015, 09:44 AM   #3708
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If you're a prison inmate, up your poophole.
That's hardly safe. His inmate is there every night.
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Old 06-24-2015, 07:31 PM   #3709
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ima go out on a limb here, in your pocket
I read this increases the risk of cancer
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Old 06-25-2015, 01:38 AM   #3710
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ya the arab guy at the verizon store said those phone clips protect against thigh cancer
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Old 06-25-2015, 03:48 AM   #3711
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A friend of a friend said "Cancer killed Lucy's sister".

Who you going to believe?.
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Old 06-26-2015, 10:33 AM   #3712
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I read this increases the risk of cancer
good, zap my nuts so i become sterile, i hate rubbers
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Old 06-30-2015, 08:47 PM   #3713
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What's the farthest you've ever walked (does not include competitions)?

Walked 16 miles in New Jersey.
I was poor and really had no idea point B was that damned far from point a.
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Old 06-30-2015, 09:08 PM   #3714
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bellagio to the rio
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Old 06-30-2015, 09:14 PM   #3715
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Not really sure. 7 miles down and 9.5 miles up the Grand Canyon is the only one I have specifics for, but that was over two days. I know I've walked farther.
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Old 07-01-2015, 04:24 AM   #3716
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what should i expect on days 3 thru 7 of not smoking cigarettes?
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Old 07-01-2015, 04:50 AM   #3717
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what should i expect on days 3 thru 7 of not smoking cigarettes?
you'll have a cigarette on Day 5 and it will make you feel good.
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Old 07-01-2015, 10:57 AM   #3718
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what should i expect on days 3 thru 7 of not smoking cigarettes?
You might cough more (or have more secretion) as your lung's self-cleaning mechanisms aren't blocked any more.
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Old 07-01-2015, 12:15 PM   #3719
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Irritability, cravings, possibly some homicidal thoughts.
How much did you smoke and for how long?
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Old 07-01-2015, 12:16 PM   #3720
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You might cough more (or have more secretion) as your lung's self-cleaning mechanisms aren't blocked any more.
you will feel like you have bronchitis and you will cough up more phlegm/tar than at any time when you were smoking.

you cravings will become more sporadic but more prolonged as they are no longer physical and have moved onto the mental stages.

by now if you have a smoke it will taste like **** but you will choke it down

good luck.

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Old 07-01-2015, 01:16 PM   #3721
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Irritability, cravings, possibly some homicidal thoughts.
How much did you smoke and for how long?
almost pack/day for 6 months
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Old 07-01-2015, 03:38 PM   #3722
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almost pack/day for 6 months
I thought you were some kind of lifelong smoker.

Rub some dirt on it...you'll be fine.
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Old 07-01-2015, 05:59 PM   #3723
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what should i expect on days 3 thru 7 of not smoking cigarettes?
The Munchies and feeling extremely horny.
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Old 07-03-2015, 08:12 PM   #3724
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favorite highlighter color?
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Old 07-03-2015, 08:13 PM   #3725
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mine's orange
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