The question of the day thread

[Pixcat]

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Would you rather have hands half the size they are at the moment, or feet half the size they are at the moment?

Either/either

I cant think of anything funny to say about either choice.

Smaller hands around a willy would make it look bigger.

Smaller feet would probably smell less.

It doesn't make me smile, sorry.

[thabighurt35]

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Would you rather have hands half the size they are at the moment, or feet half the size they are at the moment?

smaller hands ftw, your dick would look bigger, and i wont ever be playing professional sports so i dont need the increased hand size

Originally Posted by DudeImBetter

Constipated for a week, or 36 hours of defcon 2 diarrhea?

defcon 2 ainec, im pretty sure if i didnt **** for a week i would obliterate my O ring when that footlong managed to slide out of there

[fidstar-poker]

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

smaller hands ftw, your dick would look bigger, and i wont ever be playing professional sports so i dont need the increased hand size

Good luck standing up on your stumps.

[ScreaminAsian]

smaller hands would give me enhanced new skills like sewing or painting metal orcs.

defcon2 diarrhea would give me an excuse to lock myself in the bathroom with drugs for 2 straight days, which sounds amazing right now.

[spike420211]

But it certainly wouldn't FEEL amazing. Trust me.

[Mr. Variance]

It all depends on which drugs you can take to the bathroom and how much you could take them without od'ing. I'd go for a week constipated and a bunch o drugs plus Vaseline. (and it wouldn't be my first time week long constipation.really not that bad, but be prepared for some clogging.

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[thabighurt35]

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Good luck standing up on your stumps.

i said small hands pookie

specifically wouldnt want size 6 feet because at 6'2'' i would just fall on my face all the time, not that the repeated trauma could hurt my looks

[fidstar-poker]

I may have hit the wrong quote button :<

[Pixcat]

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I may have hit the wrong quote button :<

Misquote?. Does that mean the thread has to start again?.

[Mr. Variance]

Small hands would help me with typing and playing the piccolo.

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[GutZ]

I didn't crap for a week after my Kidney transplant from taking percocet.
I didn't not crap for 3 days straight with CMV infection.
I have never heard of anyone dying from constipation although I am sure it happens. People die all the time from diarrhea . You could get/share Ebola from that ****.

So, from my experience I would chose constipation and that's no ****.

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by GutZ

I didn't crap for a week after my Kidney transplant from taking percocet.
I didn't not crap for 3 days straight with CMV infection.
I have never heard of anyone dying from constipation although I am sure it happens. People die all the time from diarrhea . You could get/share Ebola from that ****.

So, from my experience I would chose constipation and that's no ****.

Bandwagoning this reply

[fidstar-poker]

The general consensus is that AI will either give us immortality or destroy the earth. Predictions are that it will happen sometime this century (between 2040-2100).

Do you think it will give us immortality or destroy the earth?

Also our generation may miss out on this immortality thing by being born a little bit early. Wouldn't that piss you off if you died 10 years before they worked it out. However it may also be a good thing because you might be enslaved by the AI and be slaves for all of eternity, which would probably suck.

[zikzak]

I just want a television smart enough to fill the screen with the correct aspect ratio without me having to constantly **** around with the remote.

[GutZ]

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

The general consensus is that AI will either give us immortality or destroy the earth. Predictions are that it will happen sometime this century (between 2040-2100).

Do you think it will give us immortality or destroy the earth?

Also our generation may miss out on this immortality thing by being born a little bit early. Wouldn't that piss you off if you died 10 years before they worked it out. However it may also be a good thing because you might be enslaved by the AI and be slaves for all of eternity, which would probably suck.

I watched Deleted the other day after seeing a recommendation in the Netflix thread. Decent movie on the theme. Reminded me of -

Colossus The Forbin Project A Department of Defense supercomputer known as Colossus develops its own intelligence independent of the machine's programmers; starts sharing classified information with Guardian, its Soviet counterpart; and launches a plan for global domination. A frighteningly believable thriller that was ahead of its time in 1970, the movie stars Susan Clark, Eric Braeden, William Schallert and Georg Stanford Brown.

[JustJ46671]

Originally Posted by zikzak

I just want a television smart enough to fill the screen with the correct aspect ratio without me having to constantly **** around with the remote.

Anarchist!

[JustJ46671]

How often do you pee outside?

[GutZ]

Please, please wait for spring!

[zikzak]

Anybody who answers "rarely" or "never" lives an entirely too civilized life. Or has a vagina.

[AlmostShark]

occasionally at night, almost never during day
I'm a smoker not much of a drinker tho

[fidstar-poker]

over 12 months ago was the last time.

[thabighurt35]

pissed in the alley last night

[Pixcat]

The people who live inside my radiators are conspiring.

Hope that answers your question.

[JustJ46671]

If you could be a "professional" at any activity, what would it be?

[zikzak]

Almost any sort of professional athlete. I'd be old enough to be retired and wealthy enough to enjoy it.