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Old 01-17-2015, 05:48 PM   #3401
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Re: The question of the day thread

I did 4 hours of hand holding, couldn't write for a bit after that. I was asked not to look. I was curious, but did as I was told.
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Old 01-17-2015, 06:11 PM   #3402
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Re: The question of the day thread

In Ireland we have a tradition. When your partners water breaks, you drop them off in front of the hospital, you head to the pub for about 7 or 8 hours and go back to the hospital to be greeted by a nice clean shiny new baby
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Old 01-17-2015, 07:57 PM   #3403
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In Ireland we have a tradition: head to the pub
I gotta get to Ireland, one day
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Old 01-17-2015, 08:20 PM   #3404
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I gotta get to Ireland, one day
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If you do ever make it, the pints are on me
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Old 01-18-2015, 04:58 PM   #3405
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Re: The question of the day thread

QOTD:
Do you polish your own shoes?
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Old 01-18-2015, 05:18 PM   #3406
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Re: The question of the day thread

no

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Old 01-18-2015, 05:32 PM   #3407
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Re: The question of the day thread

I prefer to slovak them.

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Old 01-18-2015, 09:44 PM   #3408
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I prefer to slovak them.
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Old 01-18-2015, 10:07 PM   #3409
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Re: The question of the day thread

i always czech to see if i have enough time to finnish with the polish so i don't end up russian
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Old 01-18-2015, 10:36 PM   #3410
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i always czech to see if i have enough time to finnish with the polish so i don't end up russian
You went there, with both feet.
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Old 01-18-2015, 10:38 PM   #3411
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Nah, he didn't even finnish.
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Old 01-19-2015, 12:05 AM   #3412
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Re: The question of the day thread

i usually pau for the polish on my dress shoes, but i clean and condition my boots
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Old 01-19-2015, 04:27 AM   #3413
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Re: The question of the day thread

Only as a last resort. If violence and manipulation does not work I will begrudgingly polish the shoes myself.
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Old 01-19-2015, 10:18 AM   #3414
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Only as a last resort. If violence and manipulation does not work I will begrudgingly polish the shoes myself.
Seems... uh off
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Old 01-20-2015, 07:56 AM   #3415
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Old 01-20-2015, 03:50 PM   #3416
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Yes
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Old 01-20-2015, 07:12 PM   #3417
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Re: The question of the day thread

I don`t have shoes, nobody polishes sneakers, and my flip-flops are rubbery, so no polishing there also.
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Old 01-20-2015, 09:08 PM   #3418
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is it Toenail Polish or Toenail Varnish?
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Old 01-20-2015, 11:08 PM   #3419
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Re: The question of the day thread

Varnish has little to no color
Not that there's anything wrong with that
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Old 01-20-2015, 11:15 PM   #3420
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Pretty sure it's just paint either way. And it looks trashy when chipped.
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Old 01-20-2015, 11:16 PM   #3421
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I now expect to be bombarded by SA with 200 jpg's of smokin' hotties with chipped toenail paint.
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Old 01-21-2015, 03:26 AM   #3422
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Are you saying you're a hottie that has trouble keeping your toenails looking good?
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Old 01-21-2015, 09:01 AM   #3423
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Maybe.
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Old 01-21-2015, 11:38 AM   #3424
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Re: The question of the day thread

Would you rather have hands half the size they are at the moment, or feet half the size they are at the moment?
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Old 01-21-2015, 11:43 AM   #3425
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Constipated for a week, or 36 hours of defcon 2 diarrhea?
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