Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Notices

BBV4Life Seemingly Indescribable

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-08-2015, 12:01 PM   #3376
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,512
Re: The question of the day thread

JJ is willing to get some dick action anyway he can.
fidstar-poker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2015, 12:34 PM   #3377
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
Re: The question of the day thread

A buttworm just sounds obscene and gross
JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2015, 02:54 PM   #3378
thabighurt35
**** you Monday
 
thabighurt35's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Making Baby Haterz My Bitch
Posts: 11,588
Re: The question of the day thread

dickworm has to be way worse, think about how much it hurts when the doc crams a q-tip in there, at least a buttworm would have some room to move around without hurting you.
thabighurt35 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2015, 05:00 PM   #3379
zikzak
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
zikzak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hither, Yon
Posts: 22,236
Re: The question of the day thread

I don't go to the doctor very often, but I'm pretty sure it isn't normal for them to stick a q-tip in your peen.
zikzak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2015, 05:05 PM   #3380
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,512
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35 View Post
dickworm has to be way worse, think about how much it hurts when the doc crams a q-tip in there, at least a buttworm would have some room to move around without hurting you.
you might have plenty of room...
fidstar-poker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2015, 05:51 PM   #3381
thabighurt35
**** you Monday
 
thabighurt35's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Making Baby Haterz My Bitch
Posts: 11,588
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by zikzak View Post
I don't go to the doctor very often, but I'm pretty sure it isn't normal for them to stick a q-tip in your peen.
well maybe you should get an std test you dirty ****

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker View Post
you might have plenty of room...
I mean, i drop ****s bigger than the hole in my shlong, if thats atypical, then call me a ****ing weirdo
thabighurt35 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-08-2015, 07:57 PM   #3382
ScreaminAsian
For President
 
ScreaminAsian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,234
Re: The question of the day thread

i imagined the dickworm way smaller than the chlamydia test, like microscopic. a dickworm that big sounds like a true horror movie. i didn't imagine it becoming painful until it's already inside and grown big enough that you need surgery.

Last edited by ScreaminAsian; 01-08-2015 at 08:05 PM.
ScreaminAsian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2015, 10:54 AM   #3383
Mr. Variance
adept
 
Mr. Variance's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: River
Posts: 1,001
Re: The question of the day thread

My great great grandfather died from a dickoworm.

Sent from ****ter+ 2.0
Mr. Variance is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2015, 11:38 AM   #3384
thabighurt35
**** you Monday
 
thabighurt35's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Making Baby Haterz My Bitch
Posts: 11,588
Re: The question of the day thread

Spoiler:


dick worm itt
thabighurt35 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-09-2015, 05:39 PM   #3385
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Variance View Post
My great great grandfather died from a dickoworm.

Sent from ****ter+ 2.0
He might have been doing it wrong
JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-13-2015, 11:15 AM   #3386
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,512
Re: The question of the day thread

How often do you cyber stalk your ex / exs (Facebook/google etc)?

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 01-13-2015 at 11:16 AM. Reason: notice I said "how often", not if - I know the BBV4L crowd...
fidstar-poker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-13-2015, 04:39 PM   #3387
zikzak
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
zikzak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hither, Yon
Posts: 22,236
Re: The question of the day thread

Not as often as I'd like. I've been busy.
zikzak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-13-2015, 05:08 PM   #3388
Mr. Variance
adept
 
Mr. Variance's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: River
Posts: 1,001
Re: The question of the day thread

every 5 seconds

Mr. Variance is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-13-2015, 08:12 PM   #3389
Pixcat
old hand
 
Pixcat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 1,362
Re: The question of the day thread

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker View Post
How often do you cyber stalk your ex / exs (Facebook/google etc)?
Why would i stalk dumped people?.
Pixcat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-13-2015, 09:23 PM   #3390
zikzak
Carpal \'Tunnel
 
zikzak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hither, Yon
Posts: 22,236
Re: The question of the day thread

Like you did the dumping
zikzak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-13-2015, 09:36 PM   #3391
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
Re: The question of the day thread

Never
Sometimes I stalk random females that post in random groups
JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2015, 09:54 AM   #3392
thabighurt35
**** you Monday
 
thabighurt35's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Making Baby Haterz My Bitch
Posts: 11,588
Re: The question of the day thread

its not stalking, i am just "checking in" on them
thabighurt35 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2015, 04:07 PM   #3393
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,512
Re: The question of the day thread

If you (well your wife/gf) have had a baby did you look at what was going on in her lady parts when the baby was being born?

Or if you ever had a baby would you have a look?
fidstar-poker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2015, 04:16 PM   #3394
Mr. Variance
adept
 
Mr. Variance's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: River
Posts: 1,001
Re: The question of the day thread

that's why men faint during labor.
Mr. Variance is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2015, 05:24 PM   #3395
trucdouf
veteran
 
trucdouf's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 2,212
Re: The question of the day thread

I would do the thing kids do and look through my fingers.

But I wouldn't want to.

All I would think about is how long until it shrinks back to normal.
trucdouf is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2015, 05:54 PM   #3396
thabighurt35
**** you Monday
 
thabighurt35's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Making Baby Haterz My Bitch
Posts: 11,588
Re: The question of the day thread

would never look, wouldnt want my child to be born in a puddle of **** AND puke
thabighurt35 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2015, 06:05 PM   #3397
goobenstein
journeyman
 
goobenstein's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 280
Re: The question of the day thread

I watched. It was kinda like watching a nature video. She has birthing hips so he shot outta there rather quickly.
goobenstein is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2015, 04:07 AM   #3398
biceps
old hand
 
biceps's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Location: Location: Location:
Posts: 1,478
Re: The question of the day thread

Just be there like holding her hand and mumbling something romantic and encouraging.

No need to examine the birth canal in detail.
biceps is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2015, 09:31 AM   #3399
Pixcat
old hand
 
Pixcat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 1,362
Re: The question of the day thread

I'd watch, I really like the Alien films.
Pixcat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-16-2015, 11:29 PM   #3400
JustJ46671
 
JustJ46671's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
Re: The question of the day thread

Holding hands with a woman in labor can be very dangerous
JustJ46671 is offline   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:22 PM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2008-2020, Two Plus Two Interactive