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12-16-2014 , 10:23 AM

#3351

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by zikzak

Do craigslist hookers count?

thats pushing it, but i will say yes

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12-16-2014 , 11:50 AM

#3352

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

nope, my wife won't let me.

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12-16-2014 , 02:40 PM

#3353

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Quote:

Originally Posted by -chopper-

nope, my wife won't let me.

that's only because she doesn't want you to see her profile on it?

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12-16-2014 , 05:46 PM

#3354

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by -chopper-

nope, my wife won't let me.

This

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12-16-2014 , 06:56 PM

#3355

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

This guy invited me to a movie screening on Xmas...

Should I go?

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12-26-2014 , 08:13 PM

#3356

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

How often should a man clip his toenails?

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12-26-2014 , 08:20 PM

#3357

Inv

banned

Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 35

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

How often should a man clip his toenails?

When you're having difficulty putting on your shoes, it's time to clip!

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12-26-2014 , 09:05 PM

#3358

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,199

I didn't know we were supposed to do that. I mean, eventually they'll get caught in a sock or something and tear. They seem to take care of themselves.

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12-26-2014 , 11:05 PM

#3359

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

I have no idea how often. I just cut them when they need it. I don't really schedule it in.

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12-27-2014 , 10:49 AM

#3360

Mr. Variance

adept

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,001

Id say fingernails once s week and toenails once every two weeks. But I think I do fingernails every two weeks and toenails once a month.

Sent from ****ter+ 2.0

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12-27-2014 , 01:34 PM

#3361

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Would you rather

A. Have to watch your parents have sex 20 minutes everyday for the rest of your life?

Or

B. Join in with them once for 20 minutes and never have to watch them anymore?

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 12-27-2014 at 01:34 PM. Reason: question stolen!

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12-27-2014 , 02:44 PM

#3362

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

20 minutes doesn't seem like enough time

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12-27-2014 , 03:22 PM

#3363

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,199

I'd rather clip my toenails.

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12-27-2014 , 10:14 PM

#3364

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

What level of participation would be required if you join?

Like are you just present, or is there penetration?

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12-27-2014 , 10:42 PM

#3365

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

Being present doesn't make it a threesome.

Enjoy doing your mom, while your Dad high fives you while he's getting a blow job (your choice if the blow job is from you or your mom).

Sweet dreams...

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12-27-2014 , 10:52 PM

#3366

Mr. Variance

adept

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,001

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Being present doesn't make it a threesome.

Enjoy doing your mom, while your Dad high fives you while he's getting a blow job (your choice if the blow job is from you or your mom).

Sweet dreams...

You have a sick mind.

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01-05-2015 , 05:22 AM

#3367

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,469

I sense a TR - "20 minutes with my parents"

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01-05-2015 , 12:49 PM

#3368

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

This hits too close to home.

My dad was an insulin-dependent diabetic his last 15 years.

[similar cardio-vascular issues too.. except he went and got Chinese acupuncture in the 1970's, where now I go get Chinese happy-tug. Modern medicine has progressed immensely, obv. .]

If my mom n dad actually had 20 minutes of sex A YEAR,
I woulda been on the edge of the goddamn bed cheerin em on...

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01-07-2015 , 01:40 AM

#3369

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

would you rather have a lasagna tray of dirty tepid dishwater thrown in your face or leap nude into a giant pile of elephant dung like steve-o

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01-07-2015 , 03:17 AM

#3370

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

Being nude is always fun!

Legit question. A real 50/50 right there.

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01-07-2015 , 10:26 AM

#3371

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

dishwater ainec

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01-07-2015 , 10:58 AM

#3372

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

this one seems like a no brainer.

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01-07-2015 , 11:24 AM

#3373

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Being nude is always fun!

Legit question. A real 50/50 right there.

Pics!

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01-07-2015 , 08:54 PM

#3374

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i figure i'd jump in feet first and hose off, i don't really give a **** about my legs but i'm very protective of my face. on the other hand i'd be worried about maybe picking up some kind of parasite from the super hardy elephant dung, i mean that's gotta have the gnarliest parasites in the world, right? ****in tough. what if i get a dickworm? or a buttworm? which would be worse?

Last edited by ScreaminAsian; 01-07-2015 at 08:59 PM.