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Old 10-25-2014, 09:28 PM   #3201
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Re: The question of the day thread

i like my eggs mcmuffined and my milk shaked tyvm
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Old 10-26-2014, 04:49 PM   #3202
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Re: The question of the day thread

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fat ass Americans and their butter over milk.
Well im not american...Milk makes them taste like fluffy milk; not fluffy eggs
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Old 10-26-2014, 06:31 PM   #3203
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Well im not american...Milk makes them taste like fluffy milk; not fluffy eggs
Well I guess that makes sense, as I don't really like eggs
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Old 10-27-2014, 06:51 AM   #3204
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how do you take your eggs?
fried
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paoched
pocket egg
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Old 10-27-2014, 10:15 AM   #3205
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pocket egg
is this like hand egg?
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Old 10-27-2014, 10:40 AM   #3206
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Closer to pocket pool
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Old 10-27-2014, 10:46 AM   #3207
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ohhh, pocket pinball
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Old 10-27-2014, 04:00 PM   #3208
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Re: The question of the day thread

Omelette (no milk)
with ham, bacon, onions, red pepper, mushrooms, and cheddar!
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Old 10-27-2014, 04:27 PM   #3209
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Re: The question of the day thread

kick in the nuts by an average size/strength girl or a punch in the face by an average size/strength guy?
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Old 10-27-2014, 05:18 PM   #3210
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Re: The question of the day thread

punch in face ainec

The balls will be more painful and the moment will last longer.

The face will be a long dull pain that will last for a while, like a bruise, plus if you get knocked out you wont even remember the initial blow.

Also, I was just punched in the face on friday so i am already prepared for that one...
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Old 10-27-2014, 05:40 PM   #3211
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Is the girl a hot asian with decent boobs?
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Old 10-27-2014, 05:46 PM   #3212
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Re: The question of the day thread

face.. but not in the eyes, nose or mouth... **** it! just kick me in the balls.
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Old 10-27-2014, 08:23 PM   #3213
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Re: The question of the day thread

punch in the face by an average size/strenght guy, why would that be a problem?
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Old 10-28-2014, 04:29 AM   #3214
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Face ainec.
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Old 10-28-2014, 10:12 AM   #3215
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'd rather get punched in the head by Mike Tyson than hit in the balls by Stephen Hawking.
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Old 10-28-2014, 10:58 AM   #3216
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well he would have to run your balls over which may pop the little bastards
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Old 10-28-2014, 04:16 PM   #3217
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Definitely punch in the face.
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Old 10-31-2014, 09:25 AM   #3218
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Re: The question of the day thread

eyeglasses: to lick, or not to lick?
for the lickers: is licking it better than using commercial lens cleaners or not?

to lick.
better then commercial lens cleaners, unless there's a Korean girl's saliva lens cleaner on the market.

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Old 10-31-2014, 10:40 AM   #3219
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I just wipe them with my shirt like a normal person.
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Old 10-31-2014, 11:07 AM   #3220
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Old 10-31-2014, 12:45 PM   #3221
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no glasses ftw
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Old 10-31-2014, 01:01 PM   #3222
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no glasses ftw
not even sunglasses?
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Old 10-31-2014, 01:02 PM   #3223
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contacts ftw
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Old 10-31-2014, 01:06 PM   #3224
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contacts ftw
unless this



eaten by amoeba because person forgot to take them off to sleep (for 6 months)

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Old 10-31-2014, 01:41 PM   #3225
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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