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Old 10-03-2014, 12:37 PM   #3101
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Re: The question of the day thread

do you have a standard amount of wipes and then you are done? Or do you wipe, check, repeat until no more streaking?
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Old 10-03-2014, 12:44 PM   #3102
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Old 10-03-2014, 01:02 PM   #3103
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:31 PM   #3104
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You can't just stop at x number of wipes
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:50 PM   #3105
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It's been over an hour and a half and fidstar was checking...I am thinking we may need to alert the authorities.
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Old 10-03-2014, 03:15 PM   #3106
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Re: The question of the day thread

After each time you relieve yourself, would you rather wipe your face with the soiled section of TP you used to clean up with AND not remove it for one hour, or have to drink 5% of whatever amount you pee?
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Old 10-03-2014, 03:28 PM   #3107
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Re: The question of the day thread

Does DudeImBetter have the worst questions?

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Old 10-03-2014, 04:02 PM   #3108
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5% too much? Hour too long?
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Old 10-03-2014, 05:05 PM   #3109
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5% seems reasonable
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Old 10-03-2014, 09:38 PM   #3110
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I can only speak for myself, mayo, and bear grylls, but that is a horrible question
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Old 10-03-2014, 09:42 PM   #3111
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Old 10-05-2014, 05:25 AM   #3112
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What if you do a ghost turd?
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Old 10-05-2014, 09:42 AM   #3113
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You never go full ghostturd
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Old 10-05-2014, 07:09 PM   #3114
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Does DudeImBetter have the worst questions?
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Old 10-06-2014, 12:56 AM   #3115
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what's the quickest way to an 18-year-old girl's heart?
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Old 10-06-2014, 05:17 AM   #3116
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Old 10-06-2014, 07:16 AM   #3117
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anal

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Old 10-06-2014, 09:53 AM   #3118
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justin timberlake?
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Old 10-06-2014, 10:32 AM   #3119
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Become her sugar daddy and the father figure she never had
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Old 10-06-2014, 11:28 AM   #3120
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Old 10-06-2014, 12:19 PM   #3121
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Stab a knife through the chest plate...ldo
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Old 10-06-2014, 01:35 PM   #3122
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million dollar question

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Old 10-06-2014, 02:23 PM   #3123
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Well, you just need a nice car.. rent a car is plan B, or if you really have strong nerves.. talk with her..
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Old 10-06-2014, 06:11 PM   #3124
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Just be yourself
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Old 10-06-2014, 06:38 PM   #3125
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billion dollar question is how to get rid of her the next day
but why would you let her spend the night? that's just stupid.
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