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Old 09-08-2014, 08:50 PM   #3001
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You get it.
The question is would you still want to do it without the celebrity?
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Old 09-08-2014, 09:05 PM   #3002
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No, would you do it despite Verne having to be involved
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Old 09-09-2014, 05:28 AM   #3003
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I dunno. The triple kiss would be hella lame, but watching a midget plough someone would be pretty funny.
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Old 09-09-2014, 05:32 AM   #3004
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i would think a tripod would make one feel jealous
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Old 09-09-2014, 07:14 AM   #3005
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^your approach is too scientific imo
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Old 09-09-2014, 01:09 PM   #3006
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clearly i would just lock him in a closet so i could finish, but to bang rosario dawson i would suck it up and stare into those little eyes
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Old 09-09-2014, 06:26 PM   #3007
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Re: The question of the day thread

What would you do if you got terminally ill and the doc said you only have few months left and there's nothing they can do?

Do you keep it secret?

Do you tell your family? Friends?
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Old 09-09-2014, 06:48 PM   #3008
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...except, you're told, your life is extended by a week every time you engage in coitus with the old male doctor. How many times, if any, do you do so?
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Old 09-09-2014, 07:18 PM   #3009
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What would you do if you got terminally ill and the doc said you only have few months left and there's nothing they can do?

Do you keep it secret?

Do you tell your family? Friends?

I've actually asked myself this question a lot. I would hate for people to come see me mourning and **** (particularly if the way I was going to die was slowly get worse and worse). I actually don't know the answer.

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...except, you're told, your life is extended by a week every time you engage in coitus with the old male doctor. How many times, if any, do you do so?
Why do you keep asking about if people want to be gay or not?

fwiw I think I would **** a bloke once a week if it meant it kept me alive. He must have some magic sperm.
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Old 09-09-2014, 09:26 PM   #3010
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...except, you're told, your life is extended by a week every time you engage in coitus with the old male doctor. How many times, if any, do you do so?
Please stop asking questions
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Old 09-09-2014, 09:34 PM   #3011
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Would you rather eat a thimble of your own poop at dawn each day, or drool uncontrollably whenever you get an erection? Note: Drooling lasts until you go flaccid again.
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Old 09-09-2014, 10:25 PM   #3012
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Would you rather have a nose hair mustache that you have to wax, curl and upkeep, or 6" long underarm and pubic hair that you have to keep in dreads at all times?
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Old 09-09-2014, 10:51 PM   #3013
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OMG...fidstar...I didn't know.
You will be missed.
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Old 09-10-2014, 12:25 AM   #3014
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dreadlocks are cool. I don't see why this is even a question.
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Old 09-10-2014, 02:56 AM   #3015
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you are not abiding like the dude at all, man
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Old 09-10-2014, 10:53 AM   #3016
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What would you do if you got terminally ill and the doc said you only have few months left and there's nothing they can do?

Do you keep it secret?

Do you tell your family? Friends?
thats a tough one. I would probably tel them because i would quit my job and spend all my saving travelling and wouldnt want everyone to think i just lost it.,
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Old 09-10-2014, 11:11 AM   #3017
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I keep it a secret until I have taken out another mortgage on my house and get every loan and credit card available.
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Old 09-10-2014, 02:11 PM   #3018
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I keep it a secret until I have taken out another mortgage on my house and get every loan and credit card available.
LOL

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Ofc I'd tell friends and family
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Old 09-11-2014, 05:29 AM   #3019
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What would you do if you got terminally ill and the doc said you only have few months left and there's nothing they can do?

Do you keep it secret?
Yes.
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Old 09-12-2014, 09:45 PM   #3020
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Re: The question of the day thread

How do you carry your mobile phone?
(Pants pocket, shirt pocket, holster, purse, fanny pack, Sherpa...)

Holster, cuz I'm old
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Old 09-12-2014, 10:25 PM   #3021
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Re: The question of the day thread

I dont have a mobile phone.

When I did it was in my pants pocket.

A holster is not cool.
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Old 09-12-2014, 11:18 PM   #3022
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Re: The question of the day thread

The cheap phones that I use as a phone and break on a pretty regular basis I keep in my pants pocket. The one that has interweb and stuff on it stays in the truck so i don't break it.

I have like 200 VM on the truck phone that I've never listened to. Nobody I know has that number. No idea who's calling or why.
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Old 09-13-2014, 12:03 AM   #3023
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The cheap phones that I use as a phone and break on a pretty regular basis I keep in my pants pocket. The one that has interweb and stuff on it stays in the truck so i don't break it.

I have like 200 VM on the truck phone that I've never listened to. Nobody I know has that number. No idea who's calling or why.
The ones with the 404 area code are me.
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Old 09-13-2014, 12:05 AM   #3024
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A holster is not cool.
I know
I know
Even a cool holster isn't really cool.
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Old 09-13-2014, 03:08 AM   #3025
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