Everybody has a price. So this seems like the obv choice.

A life without secks is not worth living! Bring on the box of rocks/ bag of hammers please

the latter.

sex isn't everything

and anyway;

hideously ugly, loaded and a genius with a great personality.

Having loads of money negates the facet that no one wants to ever date/marry/sleep with you. Bitches love money.

Also, hookers.

What's a gigilo?



Regarding being good looking and no money or ugly with money, I take ugly with money. I'm already ugly so I'm used to part of it.

hideously ugly and rich... use said money to make your face look like douchebag 11 on the Richter scale... seks and profit.

Well if hookers are an option, then I want to change my reply to becoming ugly! I thought that since questions said NOBODY would sleep with you, it meant not even hookers!

This is 4L, facts, rules, and laws are only guidelines to be used for finding loopholes.

Honestly, there is probably no ugly great enough to keep absolutely everyone from sleeping with you if you have enough money. George Soros is a very good example.

Or him lol...



His wimmenz...

He's a premier soccer player though and nowhere near a 1 so he pulls women easily. Even with his camo painted Bentley. Did you see the picture in the British papers of the guy peeing on his Bentley and the second guy dropping his pants and rubbing his ass down the back window? I think it was yesterday in The Sun.

I don't follow soccer but he seems like a young, rich punk and a total d-bag. He strikes me as the Dennis Rodman of the soccer world and look where Rodman is these days.

Rodman stuck it to Carmen Electra right?

Props imo.

Just to give equal weight to both sexes when it comes to super rich, physically unattractive people. This is Gina Rinehart, recorded as being the wealthiest woman in the world and expected to one day surpass $100 million in net worth. She has turned a multimillion dollar inheritance into a multibillion dollar empire so she is loaded and probably pretty smart. As far as her personality, she isn't especially well liked. She has been fighting with family members over the fortune or the way it is used or something. Because she is into gold mining she probably is hated by a lot of environmentalists too.



Now, would I put up with all of this and take one for the team? You bet. She is nowhere near my vomit threshold for that kind of money.

rich brilliant homely and charismatic
yep, got it

And Madonna before she was creepy-crawly.

are you calling me fat?

He is worse mate! I follow soccer like a madman and the stupid things he does are awesome! Last year he almost burned down his house for lighting a firework in the toilet...

No, but your ass is starting to look a little pudgy in those pants.

Your pants dont make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat.

HAAA!! I didn't catch that. When you are young, loaded, and a star athlete the world gives you a pass for youthful indiscretions. Now he is getting pounded because he is moving to AC Milan. I think that is why the guy was peeing on his car.

Yep! Confirmed 20 million euro transfer

To be fair, he got a lot a media attention for things he didn't do, which added to the hype surrounding him.

The only bad publicity is no publicity.

Okay, an absolutely gorgeous woman, from the few times I have listened to her, dumber than a box of rocks, and the female version of a complete d-bag. Sadly, while I would revel in her poverty, somebody keeps throwing money at her.

Allow me to present England's shame, Katie Price, aka Jordan.

As far as being ugly and needing to spend money to get sex goes, paperbags are cheap.

Katie Price is one of the worst human beings on the planet. I would happily let America send Piers Morgan back if they took her away, forever.