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Old 08-12-2014, 04:58 PM   #2901
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Re: The question of the day thread

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What do you encounter--in your daily life--that you would consider "perilous"?

1. Atlanta traffic/drivers
2. Atlanta drivers/traffic
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Old 08-12-2014, 05:45 PM   #2902
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I don't think perilous applies to my mom anymore...that rash you gave her cleared up.
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Old 08-12-2014, 05:48 PM   #2903
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Old 08-12-2014, 07:12 PM   #2904
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Re: The question of the day thread

buses.
cats.
the landlady.

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Old 08-13-2014, 07:02 AM   #2905
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Re: The question of the day thread

Saw this on Imgur. Thought it was worthy:

Your partner and your mother have switched bodies. To get them back to normal you have to sleep with one of them. Who's it going to be?
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Old 08-13-2014, 07:38 AM   #2906
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Looks like mom still wants the D
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Old 08-13-2014, 08:12 AM   #2907
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Re: The question of the day thread

take viagra, close eyes, bang partner in mother's body, puke to the side.
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Old 08-13-2014, 08:32 AM   #2908
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Re: The question of the day thread

imma plead the 5th on this one
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Old 08-13-2014, 09:44 AM   #2909
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Time to find a new partner and let mom keep the new younger body so not banging either one obviously
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Old 08-13-2014, 09:49 AM   #2910
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Re: The question of the day thread

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imma plead the 5th on this one
this, I can't choose.

Another good question would be if your Dad had to bang one of them.
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Old 08-13-2014, 10:18 AM   #2911
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Re: The question of the day thread

i think you have to just bang your partner with your mom in her head.

If you are going to be banging you mom in some way no matter what you may as well avoid the physical banging part.

Plus i wouldnt be able to get it up with my mom in the room
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Old 08-13-2014, 06:06 PM   #2912
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No dilemma, banging the partner's body anytime.
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Old 08-16-2014, 03:55 PM   #2913
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Re: The question of the day thread

When you arrive at this wonderful site 2+2, after beating off, do you go to the individual forums or your subscribed list first?
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Old 08-16-2014, 04:05 PM   #2914
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Re: The question of the day thread

i go to the subscribed threads
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Old 08-16-2014, 04:48 PM   #2915
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I only go on 4L for the news and ATF to beat off
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Old 08-16-2014, 05:37 PM   #2916
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I go to the bathroom first and wash my hands.
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Old 08-16-2014, 07:34 PM   #2917
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Re: The question of the day thread

If im on the laptop i just go to individual forums. But +90% of the time im on my phone using participated threads/favourite forums.
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Old 08-16-2014, 07:34 PM   #2918
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i think you have to just bang your partner with your mom in her head.
I agree!
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:43 AM   #2919
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I don't wash my hands, only the makers of soap want you to do that. Why the **** do ppl continue to believe that personal hygene is the biggest problem on the planet.
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Old 08-17-2014, 04:53 AM   #2920
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Subbed first, BBV in hunt for new dickeaters 2nd
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:05 PM   #2921
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Re: The question of the day thread

Not sure if this has been asked yet and if it has then **** you.

You go somewhere Asian and chat up some girl in a bar. She's gorgeous (say 9/10) and has no telltale signs that she is a dude. You take her back to your place and out pops her penis. Would you still go for it, if no-one else would find out?
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:07 PM   #2922
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Old 08-17-2014, 02:56 PM   #2923
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Penis popping out is a tell-tale sign...I'm gonna have to pass.
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Old 08-17-2014, 05:16 PM   #2924
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just flip him over



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Old 08-17-2014, 06:55 PM   #2925
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Sure, why not?
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