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Old 07-15-2014, 08:00 PM   #2826
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because that's just stupid
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Old 07-15-2014, 08:09 PM   #2827
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because that's just stupid
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Well, it's hard to explain how and why peeing in the garden is logical move without being flamed by community here..
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This right here is why they made you a moderator.
of BBV, isn't that the same as telling people that you are a leper
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Old 07-17-2014, 06:42 PM   #2828
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Re: The question of the day thread

what is the longest you have gone without sex after you turned 21?

Longest you have had without sex while being in a relationship?
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Old 07-17-2014, 08:00 PM   #2829
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Re: The question of the day thread

Currently running a 3 year dry stretch non-relationship.

Probably about a month whilst in a relationship.
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Old 07-17-2014, 08:42 PM   #2830
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Re: The question of the day thread

That'd be one question in my case..

Well, it's hard to say tbh.. I guess we have had some 2-4 weeks stretchs over the years..

EDIT: naaah *** more, I forgot when she was pregnant, yeah so, last ~2 months of pregnancy and 1st ~two after she gave a birth would be 3-4 months..
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Old 07-17-2014, 09:49 PM   #2831
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Re: The question of the day thread

I'm saving myself for marriage.
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Old 07-17-2014, 09:54 PM   #2832
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Months for both questions
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Old 07-17-2014, 11:06 PM   #2833
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Re: The question of the day thread

single, about a month.

In a relationship probably the same, but only during long distance ones.

For relationships in the same city, no more than a few days
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Old 07-18-2014, 04:02 AM   #2834
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what is the longest you have gone without sex after you turned 21?

Longest you have had without sex while being in a relationship?
Do you mean sex, like, sex with another person?

#billclintondidnothaverelationswiththatwoman
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Old 07-18-2014, 04:11 AM   #2835
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Old 07-20-2014, 04:59 PM   #2836
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QOTD: Do you pee in anything in your house besides the toilet?
Storytime: When I was an adolescent, I used to spend most of my time in the attic, where the nintendo was. It was an attic with a triangle shaped ceiling(Which would be the roof) so if you went to the sides there would be little corners no one ever went to. The whole thing was carpeted.
One time I couldn't pause the game and I had to pee, so I went to one corner and figured I'd pee right there, I think there were some newspapers, so it was that much more a sensible of an idea. From then on, even if I could pause, I would just pee on the corners,which were behind curtains. Now that I think of it, the bathroom was just down the stairs, I have no clue why it would benefit me so much not to go down the stairs.
One day my mother started smelling and she found out. She asked me and when I told her it was me, fearing reppraisal, she was relieved, she had thought it was my autistic cousin who occasionally came on the weekends.
I was so ****ed up, my autistic cousin was more civilized than me.
Also, while gaming I delayed my poop so much, that when rushing to the bathroom, I shat in my hand to prevent poop stains on the carpet.

Last edited by LoveThee; 07-20-2014 at 05:01 PM. Reason: My pee spot was behind curtains, so that should make more sense now.
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Old 07-20-2014, 05:24 PM   #2837
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"should make more sense now"

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Old 07-20-2014, 08:40 PM   #2838
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Re: The question of the day thread

I pissed on my couch once when I was drunk.

No, I didn't pass out there. I went to bed, and woke up in bed. As best I can figure, I got up in the middle of the night, still drunk, walked into the living room thinking it was the bathroom, and pissed on my couch.
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Old 07-24-2014, 03:45 PM   #2839
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Re: The question of the day thread

when you rub one out, do you think of:
1) Girls you have already been with
2) IRL girls that you have not been with bet want to
3) Pr0n stars or other celebrities that you have no chance of being with
4) bastard

This comes up as I was talking to a friend who stated he used number 1, and imo that's pretty twisted as the 1's never come into play for me
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Old 07-24-2014, 04:51 PM   #2840
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Re: The question of the day thread

I think your friend is really weird and/or is severely lacking in imagination.
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Old 07-24-2014, 09:02 PM   #2841
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The only thing I think about is the porn I'm watching. I haven't been able to rub one out without porn since since I was 16yrs old.
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Old 07-24-2014, 09:05 PM   #2842
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Old 07-25-2014, 07:28 AM   #2843
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The only thing I think about is the porn I'm watching. I haven't been able to rub one out without porn since since I was 16yrs old.
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Old 07-28-2014, 02:22 PM   #2844
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I think i could do it without porn if i really wanted to
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Old 07-28-2014, 02:52 PM   #2845
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The only thing I think about is the porn I'm watching. I haven't been able to rub one out without porn since since I was 16yrs old.
never in the shower even?

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I think i could do it without porn if i really wanted to
if I can do it, so can you
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Old 07-28-2014, 02:54 PM   #2846
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Re: The question of the day thread

When is the last time you puked?

When is the last time you puked due to excess of alcohol and/or drugs?
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Old 07-28-2014, 03:08 PM   #2847
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Re: The question of the day thread

The last time I puked without the aid of alcohol was probably about 2 months ago. I'd eaten some food that wasn't sitting well in my stomach so I force-puked to get rid of it.

The time I puked because of alcohol was probably about 4 months ago.
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Old 07-28-2014, 03:14 PM   #2848
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Re: The question of the day thread

w/o chemicals maybe two years ago, had some bad oysters

with chemicals, 10 years ago. I split a 12'er with a friend on the way to the bowling alley while I was driving (only a 45 minute drive). When pulling into the parking lot I almost hit a pedestrian and slammed on the brakes. The force of my torso straining against the seatbelt caused me to projectile vomit the entire 6 beers all over the steering wheel.
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Old 07-28-2014, 03:22 PM   #2849
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never in the shower even?

not even in the shower




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When is the last time you puked?


When is the last time you puked due to excess of alcohol and/or drugs?
About 3 months ago

the last time I puked without the aid of alcohol was at least 20yrs ago
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Old 07-28-2014, 03:51 PM   #2850
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Re: The question of the day thread

From food poisoning: 4 years ago

From booze: I think like ~12 years ago? It's important to learn how to get drunk without puking imo. Big life milestone there.

Worst puking: 19 years old, drank way too much at the exact same time that I caught a really nasty stomach virus. Barfed non-stop for about 8 hours, ended up in the hospital with severe dehydration.
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