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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap
Why not a mixture of both? Genitals are now higher up, you won't need such long arms to fap.
profit.
If he had given me the big peen I asked for I wouldn't need long arms either. In fact, I probably wouldn't need arms at all. I could just wander around, swinging big, and ask random women for a happy ending.
Scratch that, I'd still needs arms to shake the dew off the lily.
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Originally Posted by Doc T River
I had calmed down enough to answer the question, but I made the mistake of reading further responses and I am back to laughing again.
Take a deep breath, relax.
Now weigh in, this question needs more thoughtless thoughts.