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Old 05-15-2014, 11:47 AM   #2501
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holy ****, I just burned an hour reading all the shane posts in that thread.
He makes me feel like a very poor troll
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Old 05-15-2014, 02:10 PM   #2502
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he had one. He escaped...
He pried the lid off with a swiss army knife
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Old 05-15-2014, 03:04 PM   #2503
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Re: The question of the day thread

Davino is a pretty weird poster iyam
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Old 05-15-2014, 03:04 PM   #2504
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He pried the lid off with a swiss army knife
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Old 05-15-2014, 03:24 PM   #2505
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Re: The question of the day thread

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Things ShaneG does not believe are real:
- the people who died in 9/11
- the footage of the planes hitting the towers
- the moon landing
- dinosaurs
- the holocaust
- the people who died at Sandy Hook
- the people who died/were injured in the Boston bombing
- satellites
- evolution

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- health benefits of wheat grass
sh**, this guy'z on every1's A-list 2 b the punching bag or the dunk tanker.

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Old 05-16-2014, 06:25 AM   #2506
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Re: The question of the day thread

Why am I awake this early?
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Old 05-16-2014, 08:00 AM   #2507
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Why am I awake this early?
Guilt.
It makes you restless
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Old 05-16-2014, 08:11 AM   #2508
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Why am I awake this early?
Social pressures
Early risers are accepted as more productive, while late risers are labeled as slackers.
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Old 05-16-2014, 08:11 AM   #2509
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Why am I awake this early?
Meth
It's a helluva drug
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Old 05-16-2014, 08:22 AM   #2510
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Re: The question of the day thread

Because you are not asleep
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Old 05-16-2014, 08:57 AM   #2511
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Because you are not asleep
Night touching?
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Old 05-16-2014, 11:42 AM   #2512
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Why am I awake this early?
did you piss the bed again?
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Old 05-16-2014, 12:04 PM   #2513
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did you piss the bed again?
I did. Woke up cold
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Old 05-16-2014, 02:49 PM   #2514
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I did. Woke up cold
did you remember to put the plastic sheets on at least
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Old 05-16-2014, 03:24 PM   #2515
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Early risers are more productive, while late risers slackers.
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Old 05-16-2014, 03:55 PM   #2516
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psh, the early bird may get the worm, but its the second rat that gets the cheese
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Old 05-17-2014, 09:48 AM   #2517
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did you remember to put the plastic sheets on at least
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He wears plastic pajamas
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Old 05-19-2014, 12:01 AM   #2518
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Who would you clone?
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Old 05-19-2014, 12:39 AM   #2519
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Re: The question of the day thread

Jessica Alba.

Many



many




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times.
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Old 05-19-2014, 01:49 AM   #2520
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Re: The question of the day thread

can we clone dead people ?
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:29 AM   #2521
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can we clone dead people ?
If that's your thing, sure
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Old 05-19-2014, 08:17 AM   #2522
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Re: The question of the day thread

The question should really be if they would be alive after we clone them
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Old 05-19-2014, 11:53 AM   #2523
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:28 PM   #2524
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Clone any person ever, they would be a copy of the original, alive, at whatever age you chose.
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:38 PM   #2525
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Sarah Jean Underwood
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