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Old 01-17-2013, 11:07 AM   #1
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The question of the day thread

It works like this. I (or someone) asks a question for the day and we all have to answer. Only the first question asked that day (based on GMT) can be answered.

Today's question is based on that horrible way of dying thread.

Would you rather be eaten by a shark, burned alive, or drown in a pool of poop?
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:11 AM   #2
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eaten by shark

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Old 01-17-2013, 11:17 AM   #3
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Eaten by shark AINEC.

It's the quickest way out, and you'll end up as shark ****.
Who doesn't want that?
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:26 AM   #4
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Re: The question of the day thread

I reserve tomorrow's. It's a two parter: What is GMT and why the **** would you make this thread and can I ban you and what is the penalty for not answering?
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:31 AM   #5
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AngryPanda gonna AngryPanda

I was told that people who suffer the most while dying enjoy better afterlife so I choose burned alive.
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:31 AM   #6
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I reserve tomorrow's. It's a two parter: What is GMT and why the **** would you make this thread and can I ban you and what is the penalty for not answering?
Make sure you are the first to ask then ldo
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:33 AM   #7
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Re: The question of the day thread

As I can't choose none of the above, I'm going with death by shark as it's probably going to be quicker.
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:41 AM   #8
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smart mother****ers in this thread!
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Old 01-17-2013, 11:55 AM   #9
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Re: The question of the day thread

I wish you gave us a shot at either choosing cake OR death.. Since we have to die, I choose death by shark.

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Old 01-17-2013, 11:58 AM   #10
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Fire obv. No super hero ever resurrected from being eaten by a shark, but there are several prominent supes who rose from their own ashes. Painful sure, but +EV
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:06 PM   #11
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Fire obv. No super hero ever resurrected from being eaten by a shark, but there are several prominent supes who rose from their own ashes. Painful sure, but +EV
So you want to be a flaming superhero?
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:11 PM   #12
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great balls of fire
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:15 PM   #13
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unless sharks begin falling from the sky, i'm pretty safe from such a death, so i'm going with the shark thing.

the first one of you that brings a shark to my house is gonna get it, too. seriously.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:20 PM   #14
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unless sharks begin falling from the sky, i'm pretty safe from such a death, so i'm going with the shark thing.

the first one of you that brings a shark to my house is gonna get it, too. seriously.
you mean... you DON'T want to meet toothy?
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:32 PM   #15
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In that case JustJ46671, you are going to die by falling into a pool of burning poop and get eaten by a turd-shark.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:34 PM   #16
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Re: The question of the day thread

burned alive. Most people that die in fires have past out from inhaling too much smoke.

Also, most time when someone is killed by a shark, they slowly bleed to death as most sharks **** off after the initial bite as they don't like the taste.

And who wants to die in poop!
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:53 PM   #17
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burned alive. Most people that die in fires have past out from inhaling too much smoke.

Also, most time when someone is killed by a shark, they slowly bleed to death as most sharks **** off after the initial bite as they don't like the taste.

And who wants to die in poop!
I guess I shouldn't tell you that at the moment of death, your bowels release.

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Old 01-17-2013, 01:26 PM   #18
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I would like to die form natural causes but then have my dead body burnt.
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:27 PM   #19
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That wasn't an option.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:32 PM   #20
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So you want to be a flaming superhero?
Bro, do you even read comic books?

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Old 01-17-2013, 02:52 PM   #21
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if i had to be 1 x-man if would defo be Storm
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:14 PM   #22
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Re: The question of the day thread

i guess x-MEN doesn't mean what i thought it meant. that bish looks cuh-razy.

i'm sticking with the death by shark thing. at least it'll get me out of the house.

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Old 01-17-2013, 03:36 PM   #23
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Bro, do you even read comic books?

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I was actually a big time comic collector and amassed about 15,000 comics at my peak and had the comic you referenced.

Now, with comics being $2.99 and up, not so much.

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Old 01-17-2013, 04:44 PM   #24
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Re: The question of the day thread

this thread is now about the worst superheros ever!




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On one mission in particular, he was attacked by an "AIDS vampire" called the Hemo-Goblin. He was subsequently confirmed to be HIV-positive
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:47 PM   #25
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what is GMT? is that like eastern time or sumpin?
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