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It works like this. I (or someone) asks a question for the day and we all have to answer. Only the first question asked that day (based on GMT) can be answered.

Today's question is based on that horrible way of dying thread.

Would you rather be eaten by a shark, burned alive, or drown in a pool of poop?

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01-17-2013 , 11:11 AM

MrChuckles

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eaten by shark

Show your working:

Spoiler:

Last edited by MrChuckles; 01-17-2013 at 11:11 AM. Reason: frist

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01-17-2013 , 11:17 AM

Dylanzesz

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Eaten by shark AINEC.

It's the quickest way out, and you'll end up as shark ****.
Who doesn't want that?

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01-17-2013 , 11:26 AM

AngryPanda

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I reserve tomorrow's. It's a two parter: What is GMT and why the **** would you make this thread and can I ban you and what is the penalty for not answering?

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01-17-2013 , 11:31 AM

biceps

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AngryPanda gonna AngryPanda

I was told that people who suffer the most while dying enjoy better afterlife so I choose burned alive.

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01-17-2013 , 11:31 AM

Hap Hapablap

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Originally Posted by AngryPanda

I reserve tomorrow's. It's a two parter: What is GMT and why the **** would you make this thread and can I ban you and what is the penalty for not answering?

Make sure you are the first to ask then ldo

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01-17-2013 , 11:33 AM

Doc T River

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As I can't choose none of the above, I'm going with death by shark as it's probably going to be quicker.

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01-17-2013 , 11:41 AM

MrChuckles

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smart mother****ers in this thread!

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01-17-2013 , 11:55 AM

vvtli18

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I wish you gave us a shot at either choosing cake OR death.. Since we have to die, I choose death by shark.

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01-17-2013 , 11:58 AM

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BustoRhymes

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Fire obv. No super hero ever resurrected from being eaten by a shark, but there are several prominent supes who rose from their own ashes. Painful sure, but +EV

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01-17-2013 , 12:06 PM

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Doc T River

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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Fire obv. No super hero ever resurrected from being eaten by a shark, but there are several prominent supes who rose from their own ashes. Painful sure, but +EV

So you want to be a flaming superhero?

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01-17-2013 , 12:11 PM

#12

MrChuckles

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great balls of fire

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01-17-2013 , 12:15 PM

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JustJ46671

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unless sharks begin falling from the sky, i'm pretty safe from such a death, so i'm going with the shark thing.

the first one of you that brings a shark to my house is gonna get it, too. seriously.

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01-17-2013 , 12:20 PM

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MrChuckles

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

unless sharks begin falling from the sky, i'm pretty safe from such a death, so i'm going with the shark thing.

the first one of you that brings a shark to my house is gonna get it, too. seriously.

you mean... you DON'T want to meet toothy?

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01-17-2013 , 12:32 PM

#15

Hap Hapablap

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In that case JustJ46671, you are going to die by falling into a pool of burning poop and get eaten by a turd-shark.

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01-17-2013 , 12:34 PM

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fidstar-poker

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burned alive. Most people that die in fires have past out from inhaling too much smoke.

Also, most time when someone is killed by a shark, they slowly bleed to death as most sharks **** off after the initial bite as they don't like the taste.

And who wants to die in poop!

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01-17-2013 , 12:53 PM

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Doc T River

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I guess I shouldn't tell you that at the moment of death, your bowels release.

Last edited by Doc T River; 01-17-2013 at 12:55 PM. Reason: actually takes four to six hours and doesn't always happen.

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01-17-2013 , 01:26 PM

#18

Can u make me feel good?

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I would like to die form natural causes but then have my dead body burnt.

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01-17-2013 , 01:27 PM

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Hap Hapablap

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That wasn't an option.

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01-17-2013 , 02:32 PM

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BustoRhymes

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Originally Posted by Doc T River

So you want to be a flaming superhero?

Bro, do you even read comic books?

Spoiler:

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01-17-2013 , 02:52 PM

#21

ilovedonks

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if i had to be 1 x-man if would defo be Storm

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01-17-2013 , 03:14 PM

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JustJ46671

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i guess x-MEN doesn't mean what i thought it meant. that bish looks cuh-razy.

i'm sticking with the death by shark thing. at least it'll get me out of the house.

Last edited by JustJ46671; 01-17-2013 at 03:15 PM. Reason: she does resemble my Ex, man.

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01-17-2013 , 03:36 PM

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Doc T River

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Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Bro, do you even read comic books?

Spoiler:

I was actually a big time comic collector and amassed about 15,000 comics at my peak and had the comic you referenced.

Now, with comics being $2.99 and up, not so much.

Spoiler:

Last edited by Doc T River; 01-17-2013 at 03:46 PM. Reason: Actually I still read them but just don't buy them.

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01-17-2013 , 04:44 PM

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its_just_me

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this thread is now about the worst superheros ever!

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