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11-03-2017 , 02:01 AM

#6951

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

...and most memed.

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11-03-2017 , 05:40 AM

#6952

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

You learn something new everyday!

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11-03-2017 , 07:13 AM

#6953

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,403

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

.because some day Luke is gonna see a clitoris in real life, use the wrong starting position, measure incorrectly, and the next thing you know he's in a same sex relationship and diverse enough to get a job in Australia.
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I've been told by women I give good head. No One suspects the quiet kid in the back. Remember that next time you wanna take shots

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11-03-2017 , 08:42 AM

#6954

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

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Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

I've been told by women I give good head. No One suspects the quiet kid in the back. Remember that next time you wanna take shots

Women say this to guys that are bad at ****ing.

True story.

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11-03-2017 , 10:34 AM

#6955

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Confirmed.
They also compliment your size no matter what. If you really want to know how you stack up, you need to show a gal pal who is not trying to have sex with you.

...she can be from the internet

<---- oh look! A shortcut to my pm box. How did that get there?

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11-03-2017 , 02:48 PM

#6956

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

QOTD:

What are the odds Kristy would actually objectively evaluate your junk if you sent a picture of it to her via PM?

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11-03-2017 , 05:19 PM

#6957

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

100%

I believe in Kristy.

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11-03-2017 , 05:43 PM

#6958

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

100%, and I'd even share my findings if you asked.

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11-03-2017 , 09:47 PM

#6959

goobenstein

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 280

Well it says she is watching horsepron so that's just not fair.

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11-03-2017 , 10:21 PM

#6960

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I make species adjustments, promise.

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11-04-2017 , 03:26 AM

#6961

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

What species am I?

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11-07-2017 , 10:08 PM

#6962

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,199

When you sneeze, how many times do you do it? I'm usually 10+.

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11-07-2017 , 10:43 PM

#6963

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I keep sneezing until I get a tissue and blow my nose.

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11-07-2017 , 11:17 PM

#6964

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

once or maybe twice.

like normal people.

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11-08-2017 , 03:17 AM

#6965

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

usually twice

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11-08-2017 , 11:56 AM

#6966

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Average is 2.1 times before I fire off a dick pic.

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11-08-2017 , 05:42 PM

#6967

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

Kristy showing off with her multiple sneezing.

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11-17-2017 , 05:24 PM

#6968

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i sneeze once, like a real man

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11-17-2017 , 07:31 PM

#6969

mendicant loafer

adept

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 889

If you purchase an inexpensive new bath towel that fails to effectively absorb water, should you take this as a sign it is time to move to Las Vegas?

asking for a friend

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11-17-2017 , 07:43 PM

#6970

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

The answer is yes.

And then you should post the thing about flopping quads and interesting hands. I miss that.

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11-17-2017 , 07:47 PM

#6971

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,199

I don't like Las Vegas, so no.

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11-17-2017 , 08:11 PM

#6972

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

sure thing buddy

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11-19-2017 , 01:07 PM

#6973

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by mendicant loafer

If you purchase an inexpensive new bath towel that fails to effectively absorb water, should you take this as a sign it is time to move to Las Vegas?

asking for a friend

i have absolutely no idea