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bro, think about doing it a second time, it would get even better, like every time too.

Imagine an office where all printer paper has had so much ****ing cage on it that after 13 days, there is a little 1cmX1cm pic of our boy nick on the FRONT of the page right down in the corner by the page number, and nobody even cares.

If you get it on the front of the page you will know what it feels like to break someone.

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07-19-2017 , 11:36 AM

#6527

Kristy

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Pretty excited about this printer business, tbh

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07-19-2017 , 12:29 PM

#6528

fidstar-poker

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Terrible life advice sounds like a grand thread. Pitty I can't start it with a "Stuff..."

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07-25-2017 , 07:42 AM

#6529

Kristy

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QOTD: Does/did your most recent female companion own a vibrator/dildo?

Story: I went to a girl's night recently and it turns out I am the only one who doesnt...yet.

Subquestions:
-Did she name it?
-What?
-Was it bigger than what you're rocking?
- if yes, does that hurt your feels?
-pics?

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07-25-2017 , 08:04 AM

#6530

AllCowsEatGrass

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I'm trying to come up with a good joke about vibrators and republicans but I'm having a fail

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07-25-2017 , 08:23 AM

#6531

Kristy

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They're both what Christian women secretly use in place of actual men?

Let's keep working on this project while I wait to increase my sample size of vibrator knowledge.

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07-25-2017 , 08:29 AM

#6532

zikzak

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idk, probably.

My understanding is that most gals prefer something external that buzzes. Peen comparisons aren't valid if the gadget isn't going up in there.

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07-25-2017 , 08:50 AM

#6533

fidstar-poker

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QOTD: Does/did your most recent female companion own a vibrator/dildo? Yes. I thought all girls did.

Story: I went to a girl's night recently and it turns out I am the only one who doesnt...yet. But how many of them watched horse pron?

Subquestions:
-Did she name it? Nope
-What?
-Was it bigger than what you're rocking? Some were, some weren't
- if yes, does that hurt your feels? No, Only the top 0.001% are rocking more than a big vibrator
-pics? Nope

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07-25-2017 , 09:16 AM

#6534

JustJ46671

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Dammit! Posting from phone, and my gigantic reply got nuked when the phone rang. Telemarketing swine! Soulless Pakistani greedheads! "This is Dan, from the warranty department". Bull****, Dan. Dan, mark my name as 'do not ever call again'. I hope your mother gives you syphilis, Dan.

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07-25-2017 , 09:20 AM

#6535

zikzak

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That wasn't very nice, J. I really did have important warranty information for you.

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07-25-2017 , 09:34 AM

#6536

AlwaysFolding

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

QOTD: Does/did your most recent female companion own a vibrator/dildo?
yee

Story: I went to a girl's night recently and it turns out I am the only one who doesnt...yet.

Subquestions:
-Did she name it?
No
-What?
Several different types, all vibrators, generally with a flattened apparatus to make maintaining contact with the clitoris as easy as possible
-Was it bigger than what you're rocking?
Def not (sorry, hard to beat a throbbing 3 incher)
- if yes, does that hurt your feels?
Answer was no STOP CALLING ME A LIAR
-pics?
of my peen next to vibrator?

obviously correct interpretation of all questions

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07-25-2017 , 09:50 AM

#6537

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by Kristy

Yes, she has one or so.
Yes, they have names.
"Happy fosho" or "Satisfaction guaranteed" or something like that. Mostly called out by color or functionalities.
Yes. Y'all can buy more than any of us can develop. Having actual size or smaller would be wasting time and manies.
No, it doesn't hurt my feels or pride or make me feel diminished.
No, sorry. Taking it out of it's storage container, when she's not home, would be kinda creepy and possibly make me gay.

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07-25-2017 , 09:52 AM

#6538

AlwaysFolding

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Nah, it wouldn't make you gay. It would make you gay if you just spontaneously stopped loving the vag and were 100% preferential to smashing the dude-hole though.

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 07-25-2017 at 09:52 AM. Reason: GET THOSE PICS, J!

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07-25-2017 , 10:19 AM

#6539

Kristy

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Originally Posted by zikzak

idk, probably.

My understanding is that most gals prefer something external that buzzes. Peen comparisons aren't valid if the gadget isn't going up in there.

I didn't think of that. Makes sense...except, why buy the bull when you get fingers and men for free?

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Yes. I thought all girls did.

But how many of them watched horse pron?

1. Apparently they do.
2. I forgot to ask, but they've all seen midget porn...which is gateway horsepron imo.

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07-25-2017 , 10:34 AM

#6540

fidstar-poker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I didn't think of that. Makes sense...except, why buy the bull when you get fingers and men for free?

1. Apparently they do.
2. I forgot to ask, but they've all seen midget porn...which is gateway horsepron imo.

1. Just borrow one. Perfectly fine. Us guys share condoms.
2. ldo

This one should do you...

NSFW

Spoiler:

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07-25-2017 , 10:35 AM

#6541

fidstar-poker

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****, now I have horse dildo in my search history.

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07-25-2017 , 10:36 AM

#6542

Kristy

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The fact that you didn't already is why you're my arch-nemesis

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07-25-2017 , 10:51 AM

#6543

AlwaysFolding

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Kristy's inexperience with the dildos leads me to believe her shenanigans are all a charade!

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07-25-2017 , 12:22 PM

#6544

Kristy

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Sure, let's go with that interpretation.

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07-25-2017 , 12:38 PM

#6545

Oberbrunner

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

QOTD: Does/did your most recent female companion own a vibrator/dildo?

Yes

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Story: I went to a girl's night recently and it turns out I am the only one who doesnt...yet.

Subquestions:
-Did she name it?

Yes

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-What?

George Clooney

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-Was it bigger than what you're rocking?

I have vibrators and dildos of all sizes, bigger and smaller

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- if yes, does that hurt your feels?
-pics?

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07-25-2017 , 01:39 PM

#6546

AlwaysFolding

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

Sure, let's go with that interpretation.

Kristy's inexperience with modern dildo technology leads me to believe her shenanigans are all a charade!

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07-25-2017 , 01:45 PM

#6547

fidstar-poker

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Basically video proof is now needed.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 07-25-2017 at 01:45 PM. Reason: I don't make the rules!

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07-25-2017 , 03:26 PM

#6548

Kristy

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Realistically, it probably implies that I'm trending more slutty, since I've presumably always had a penis available to borrow, or I wouldn't have gotten this far without that knowledge.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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07-25-2017 , 03:35 PM

#6549

AlwaysFolding

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It doesn't imply that because you've directly stated that you think fingers are more effective.

That statement directly implies that you've pleasured yourself more than anything else has due to your ability to self-induce the release.

BAM