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01-08-2015 , 12:01 PM

#3376

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

JJ is willing to get some dick action anyway he can.

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01-08-2015 , 12:34 PM

#3377

JustJ46671

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A buttworm just sounds obscene and gross

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01-08-2015 , 02:54 PM

#3378

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

dickworm has to be way worse, think about how much it hurts when the doc crams a q-tip in there, at least a buttworm would have some room to move around without hurting you.

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01-08-2015 , 05:00 PM

#3379

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,199

I don't go to the doctor very often, but I'm pretty sure it isn't normal for them to stick a q-tip in your peen.

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01-08-2015 , 05:05 PM

#3380

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

dickworm has to be way worse, think about how much it hurts when the doc crams a q-tip in there, at least a buttworm would have some room to move around without hurting you.

you might have plenty of room...

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01-08-2015 , 05:51 PM

#3381

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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Originally Posted by zikzak

I don't go to the doctor very often, but I'm pretty sure it isn't normal for them to stick a q-tip in your peen.

well maybe you should get an std test you dirty ****

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

you might have plenty of room...

I mean, i drop ****s bigger than the hole in my shlong, if thats atypical, then call me a ****ing weirdo

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01-08-2015 , 07:57 PM

#3382

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i imagined the dickworm way smaller than the chlamydia test, like microscopic. a dickworm that big sounds like a true horror movie. i didn't imagine it becoming painful until it's already inside and grown big enough that you need surgery.

Last edited by ScreaminAsian; 01-08-2015 at 08:05 PM.

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01-09-2015 , 10:54 AM

#3383

Mr. Variance

adept

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,001

My great great grandfather died from a dickoworm.

Sent from ****ter+ 2.0

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01-09-2015 , 11:38 AM

#3384

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Spoiler:

dick worm itt

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01-09-2015 , 05:39 PM

#3385

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by Mr. Variance

My great great grandfather died from a dickoworm.

Sent from ****ter+ 2.0

He might have been doing it wrong

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01-13-2015 , 11:15 AM

#3386

fidstar-poker

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How often do you cyber stalk your ex / exs (Facebook/google etc)?

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 01-13-2015 at 11:16 AM. Reason: notice I said "how often", not if - I know the BBV4L crowd...

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01-13-2015 , 04:39 PM

#3387

zikzak

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Not as often as I'd like. I've been busy.

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01-13-2015 , 05:08 PM

#3388

Mr. Variance

adept

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,001

every 5 seconds

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01-13-2015 , 08:12 PM

#3389

Pixcat

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,364

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

How often do you cyber stalk your ex / exs (Facebook/google etc)?

Why would i stalk dumped people?.

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01-13-2015 , 09:23 PM

#3390

zikzak

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Like you did the dumping

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01-13-2015 , 09:36 PM

#3391

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Never
Sometimes I stalk random females that post in random groups

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01-14-2015 , 09:54 AM

#3392

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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its not stalking, i am just "checking in" on them

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01-14-2015 , 04:07 PM

#3393

fidstar-poker

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Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

If you (well your wife/gf) have had a baby did you look at what was going on in her lady parts when the baby was being born?

Or if you ever had a baby would you have a look?

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01-14-2015 , 04:16 PM

#3394

Mr. Variance

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Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,001

that's why men faint during labor.

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01-14-2015 , 05:24 PM

#3395

trucdouf

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Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,216

I would do the thing kids do and look through my fingers.

But I wouldn't want to.

All I would think about is how long until it shrinks back to normal.

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01-14-2015 , 05:54 PM

#3396

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

would never look, wouldnt want my child to be born in a puddle of **** AND puke

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01-14-2015 , 06:05 PM

#3397

goobenstein

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 280

I watched. It was kinda like watching a nature video. She has birthing hips so he shot outta there rather quickly.

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01-16-2015 , 04:07 AM

#3398

biceps

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,478

Just be there like holding her hand and mumbling something romantic and encouraging.

No need to examine the birth canal in detail.

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01-16-2015 , 09:31 AM

#3399

Pixcat

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,364

I'd watch, I really like the Alien films.

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01-16-2015 , 11:29 PM

#3400

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Holding hands with a woman in labor can be very dangerous

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