Ok, would you rather have your hand stuck to your penis or to
your ass? Which hand?
I think I'd have my left hand stuck to my jr. because sitting would suck with my hand stuck to my ass, and sitting is an important part of most of my daily activities. I'm right handed, so I'd rather learn how to jerk off with the left hand than to learn how to do everything else with the left hand while jerking off with the right hand.