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Not sure if this has been asked yet and if it has then **** you.

You go somewhere Asian and chat up some girl in a bar. She's gorgeous (say 9/10) and has no telltale signs that she is a dude. You take her back to your place and out pops her penis. Would you still go for it, if no-one else would find out?

i was actually very worried about this when i was in thailand, I would definitely not go through with it, but would be worried the ladyboy would shank me or something if i tried to back out

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08-18-2014 , 06:03 PM

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FranFran

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I'd bang 9/10 with or without a penis

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08-18-2014 , 06:12 PM

#2929

ilovedonks

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Originally Posted by FranFran95

I'd bang 9/10 with or without a penis

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08-18-2014 , 09:07 PM

#2930

mark32607

banned

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Sober no

Blackout wasted yes

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08-18-2014 , 10:24 PM

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JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by FranFran95

I'd bang 9/10 with or without a penis

Honesty, in this instance, is more than a little disturbing

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08-19-2014 , 05:18 AM

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FranFran

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lol yeah I realized the moment I posted

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08-20-2014 , 07:38 PM

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JustJ46671

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If someone offered you "free tickets for 4", choice seating, one genre only (baseball, football, basketball, ice capades, whatever) for a year, what would you choose?

*tickets only valid for entry, maybe parking. Does not permit "venue" free-roll: you can't see all events at staple center or Fenway). Tickets are use 'em or lose 'em; no scalping to buy hookers/blow.

Would pock hockey, if Atlanta still had a team.
Gonna go with beisbol, obv/ldo.

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08-20-2014 , 08:45 PM

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fidstar-poker

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Basketball ainec (assuming I'm in the USA at the time)

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08-20-2014 , 08:55 PM

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Mr. Variance

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football (not handegg)

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08-20-2014 , 10:38 PM

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zikzak

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Whatever has the highest scalp value.

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08-21-2014 , 12:14 AM

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JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by zikzak

Whatever has the highest scalp value.

There's one in every crowd...

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08-21-2014 , 10:52 AM

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thabighurt35

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football (no not soccer) ftw. Games are the most fun to go to and there are less of them so i would have a good shot of making all games.

And even if i cant scalp, giving football tickets away is a much bigger deal than giving basketball or baseball tix

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08-21-2014 , 07:06 PM

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FranFran

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I'd go with football

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08-21-2014 , 07:31 PM

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mark32607

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Baseball obviously.

There are 162 games per season so you get to go to half of them(all the home games) so you will get a lot more use out of your tickets compared to football. Its a summer sport so you will be sitting in much nicer weather than football if it's an east coast team.

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08-21-2014 , 08:32 PM

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JustJ46671

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I like the way you think.

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08-21-2014 , 09:05 PM

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fidstar-poker

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Except for the part that baseball is incredibly boring.

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08-21-2014 , 11:07 PM

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gses75

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worst way of dying easy answer

Just me and Alan Kessler (nobody else) trapped on that mountain in Iraq hiding from ISIS w/ no food, water, no hope.

optimally I would just jump off of the mountain to land to my death to expedite the torture of having Kessler talking to me but for the purpose of this quuestion which is simply what is the worst way to go then its slow death of starvation, dehydration etc with Alan Kessler next to you whole time.

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08-21-2014 , 11:22 PM

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fidstar-poker

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definitely reading your question.

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08-21-2014 , 11:44 PM

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Mr. Variance

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Why would somebody create a new account to post something about kessler and iraq. Just shoot me in the balls.

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08-22-2014 , 02:54 AM

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gses75

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i've always had an account i just don't usually post, always been more of a "serial lurker" you know?

Anyways using the Iraq mountain crisis in retrospect was a bit distasteful, should of just said remote island.

And I love Chainsaw, its just fun to make fun of him i love it. #ShootMe #ButNotInTheBallsPlease

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08-22-2014 , 02:56 AM

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gses75

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

definitely reading your question.

definitely ignoring the question.

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08-22-2014 , 05:04 AM

#2948

Hap Hapablap

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Getting eaten by a shark whilst falling in a burning tub of poop

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08-22-2014 , 07:39 AM

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fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by gses75

definitely ignoring the question.

It's getting better worse. Hashtags and overusing smiley faces.

Alan Kessler just submitted his answer...

"Just gses75 and I (nobody else) trapped on that mountain in Iraq hiding from ISIS w/ no food, water, no hope.

optimally I would just jump off of the mountain to land to my death to expedite the torture of having gses75 talking to me but for the purpose of this quuestion which is simply what is the worst way to go then its slow death of starvation, dehydration etc with gses75 next to you whole time."