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So I tried it out and turns out I missed a step. Imagine an isoceles triangle where the equal sides are your legs and the other side is the toilet seat. Inside the triangle would be my dick and balls. I can't spit through my dick and balls, there are some holes but it would require subhuman precision which I don't posess. So I lift my dick, but my balls would be on the way, so I lift my balls too, now I have a big hole to aim for. the perineum is exposed right there, but you gotta lift your balls, otherwise you definitely will spit on your balls.

Sounds like you would then be pointing your pee hole directly at your face while sitting on the ****ter, a little risky for me.

So I guess the real question would be, have you ever pissed on yourself while trying to spit on you grundle whilst sitting on the toilet?

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06-30-2014 , 06:34 PM

#2752

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

If you could ask anyone one question and they had to answer the truth, who would it be and what would the question be?

Obama, do the US Government have proof of the existence of aliens?

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06-30-2014 , 07:07 PM

#2753

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Now that's one Magic Loogie

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06-30-2014 , 07:44 PM

#2754

LoveThee

adept

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

I am not 60 years old, I can control my bladder. BUT if two people have been through this very specific situation, that would be the deepest connection possible imo.

https://twitter.com/Nochibou/status/483757735440551936
I can only hope he answers.

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06-30-2014 , 07:48 PM

#2755

zikzak

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Yer gonna get renditioned to Gitmo.

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07-02-2014 , 08:00 PM

#2756

Pawntificator

33/6

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It looks like no one has asked a question today. I guess I'll ask one.

What question should I ask?

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07-02-2014 , 08:15 PM

#2757

zikzak

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You should ask what it's like to have kept on poasting in this sorry-ass forum long after all the cool kids left.

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07-02-2014 , 08:22 PM

#2758

mark32607

banned

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How many beers do you need to consume to sleep with a fat chick. By fat chick I mean the girl must weigh 200+lbs

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07-02-2014 , 09:00 PM

#2759

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Originally Posted by mark32607

How many beers do you need to consume to sleep with a fat chick. By fat chick I mean the girl must weigh 200+lbs

I don't think I could be that drunk.

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07-02-2014 , 10:49 PM

#2760

GutZ

adept

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how tall?
http://www.wnba.com/playerfile/lauren_jackson/
187 close enough?

Two beers

Last edited by GutZ; 07-02-2014 at 10:56 PM.

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07-03-2014 , 12:00 AM

#2761

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by Pawntificator

What question should I ask?

Dude, that's like Inception deep.

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07-03-2014 , 06:27 AM

#2762

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

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paging kevroc

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07-03-2014 , 07:27 AM

#2763

JustJ46671

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I did one at 310# (that's 21 stone/130kg) on a 6-pack of miller highlife.
She had 110# of titties, a pretty face, and a good personality.

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07-03-2014 , 08:41 AM

#2764

Jackitos

srs biz

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

I did one at 310# (that's 21 stone/130kg) on a 6-pack of miller highlife.
She had 110# of titties, a pretty face, and a good personality.

How many nham's?

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07-03-2014 , 09:59 AM

#2765

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

I did one at 310# (that's 21 stone/130kg) on a 6-pack of miller highlife.
She had 110# of titties, a pretty face, and a good personality.

was she on top?

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07-03-2014 , 10:35 AM

#2766

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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probably a 12 pack, if its 5% beer.

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07-03-2014 , 04:57 PM

#2767

JustJ46671

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Originally Posted by Jackitos

How many nham's?

Bout treefiddy or so...

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07-04-2014 , 11:36 AM

#2768

JustJ46671

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Will you set off fireworks today?

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07-04-2014 , 12:23 PM

#2769

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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I don't think the hotel will like it.

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07-04-2014 , 06:02 PM

#2770

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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Fireworks are illegal

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07-04-2014 , 06:08 PM

#2771

JustJ46671

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Fireworks are illegal

???
What kind of third world, fascist regime do you toil under, bro?

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07-04-2014 , 06:31 PM

#2772

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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We dont take kindly to surprise explosions round these parts

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07-04-2014 , 07:42 PM

#2773

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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USA loves them. They even go around the world to do it.

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07-04-2014 , 10:02 PM

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TiltNRun

grinder

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What is the one thing you want to do in life that you constantly think about but never do because other people in your social/online circle wouldn't approve?