fingerbang your butt!!!

It's going to be unpleasant the first 100 times. The only way to put up with the first 100 times is to be horny 100 separate times and discover it's absolute **** the 100 times, until your ******* just goes with it. Anyways I can only speak for the first 100 times, but it's absolutley nothing special, and definitely nothing special for the one fingering (except actual **** on their finger).


Maybe I should have pulled out my gimmick.

I wouldn't want a finger up my butt. Or anything for that matter.

My butt is for things going out, not in.

fyp

Not even a penis? That's so gay.

just the tip?

lolz at everyone making statement about not liking something when they haven't even tried it.

Next time you take a ****, look a the girth of the turd, then look at your GF's index finger. Unless you are dating Andre the Giant, that little finger will pop right in no problem.

have you tried the ghey sex yet?

Girth

No it won't maybe you forgot what having a mint condition butthole is. Things are harder to get in than they are to get out. His gf's gonna need to spit a lot or buy some lube.

poo doesn't have nails tho

Depends on your diet. I've pooped out some weird things.

nope, I don't have plans to either, I don't find men attractive.

My arse is in top form, in case you were wondering, and when you do anal on a girl I would hope you use lube for her as well. Here is a fact of the day, buttholes do not produce their own lubrication for sexy fun time. Its common courtesy sir.

True, and I could see how that could go wrong, but just use a little common sense maybe and don't ask a girl with inch long nails to give you a little finger action.

All I am saying is that it feels good, and until you try it, you don't really have a leg to stand on in evaluating its merits or pitfalls. I personally freaked out the first time my GF did it, like stop the sexy time and get upset type of freak out, but she was a persistent little Thai girl and she snuck it in there eventually, and tbh I am glad she did.

Pics?

Ok maybe the first time was in good fun, but when she continued with the surprise fingerbanging, that's pretty rapey.

I had a Vietnamese hooker friend back in San Jose who used latex gloves and light lube on my prostrate 4 foreplay. U don't even notice the nails.

Tmi, not enough pics

We have been talking about fingers up bums for way too long.

How much would you be willing to sacrifice off your life for one night of 'anything you want' with your dream girl? e.g. take a day/week/month/year off my life.

Would I be giving her part of my lifetime? If I were, then it would be just like paying a hooker. And that would be so sad I'd end my life after it.
So, my whole life.

Seriously, nothing sadder than paying a woman to let you **** her. All she cares is about those precious hours of life, man.

I don't think I'd need a whole night for sex. I'd swap whatever time it took. I can spare a couple of minutes.

The thread has spoken and Im not answering another question until fidstars GF slips one in.

Time is the most valuable commodity, and if I wanted to pay for sex, I would much rather give cash to bang a mega hot hooker or pr0n star.

That being said, I would give up to a year to have my way with Rosario dawson

Do you ever try to spit through your pee stream?