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I mean if you have enough of money to build a mother****ing panic room, your house must be worth at least a couple of millions. So sell that ****ing house and save your family. Ok that will prolly mean the divorce and other bad **** but at least everybody stays alive...

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10-21-2013 , 04:56 AM

#1577

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

The kids only 5 years old, there ain't that much attachment. Plus I reckon the loan shark would feel bad about beating a 5 year old. Not sure who I would push out next, wife or daughter.

Evict wife, put daughter on the game to make manies.

Evict daughter, start better family with wife. Not have pussy kids that get beaten up easily.

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10-22-2013 , 03:42 AM

#1578

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

The Magic Genie flies out to your place one day from Fairy Land or wherever these crazy things come from and offers you a choice:

12 chicks of your own choosing for 12 years for good times only. You can't have group sex with any of them.

or

12 chicks of your own choosing for 12 weeks. All and any will be willing participants in group sex.

Which option do you take?

Swap chicks for blokes if applicable.

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10-22-2013 , 04:00 AM

#1579

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

Option A ainec

I only like disappointing one woman at a time

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10-22-2013 , 06:17 AM

#1580

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

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Amen to that brutha

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10-22-2013 , 08:06 AM

#1581

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

12 weeks
A year is way too long
12 years is intolerable

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10-22-2013 , 09:10 AM

#1582

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

So I can have 12 amazing weeks of depravity to remember for all my life or suffer through 12 years of being in the friend zone?

Door #1 please.

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10-22-2013 , 10:41 AM

#1583

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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am I misreading this? I'm reading it as you have 12 girls on booty call for 12 years. The only condition is that you can't sleep with two at the same time.

I mean if you get sick of it (wat?) and want to settle down then you can stop it after 4 years and just not call them.

And then once you settle down, get married, have kids, get divorced, you can just start calling them again for the last 6 years.

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10-22-2013 , 10:44 AM

#1584

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

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Originally Posted by Albino Lord

So I can have 12 amazing weeks of depravity to remember for all my life or suffer through 12 years of being in the friend zone?

Door #1 please.

you have awesome friends.

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10-22-2013 , 06:17 PM

#1585

Paralimbic

banned

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for whom?

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10-22-2013 , 11:29 PM

#1586

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

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Originally Posted by JustJ46671

12 weeks
A year is way too long
12 years is intolerable

imo2

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10-22-2013 , 11:46 PM

#1587

spike420211

banned

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12 chicks of your own choosing for 12 years for good times only. You can't have group sex with any of them.

Dr. said that any more than 1 woman on the bed, I hafta have a defibrulator on standby [the stroke crap].
I figure within 12 years I could teach a couple of em CPR and cooking.

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10-23-2013 , 08:07 AM

#1588

Albino Lord

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Solid reason for option #2--being too old to perform. I'm 100% fine with spending my final years surrounded by 12 people of my choice for the final dozen years of my existence.

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10-23-2013 , 08:37 AM

#1589

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

12 weeks of shame for me.

Actually, scratch that. 12 years. At least I'm guaranteed a sex for that long!

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10-23-2013 , 03:28 PM

#1590

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I'd take the 12 girls for 12 years but only have sex with one at a time #beatingthesystem

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10-25-2013 , 06:40 AM

#1591

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,992

pickle in your cheeseburger?

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10-25-2013 , 06:49 AM

#1592

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

12 weeks of shame for me.

Actually, scratch that. 12 years. At least I'm guaranteed a sex for that long!

You don't have a sex right now

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10-25-2013 , 07:41 AM

#1593

JustJ46671

Low Content

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Sure, pickles are fine

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10-25-2013 , 08:59 AM

#1594

TBobLP

can't finish

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12 weeks. The knowledge you would acquire would give you the ability to secure future 12 ways.

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10-25-2013 , 06:43 PM

#1595

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

pickle in your cheeseburger?

wtf no

the pro move is to ask for a burger with no pickles that way it comes hot and fresh off the grill.

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10-25-2013 , 09:10 PM

#1596

zikzak

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,199

Cheeseburger without pickle makes baby jesus cry.

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10-26-2013 , 12:44 AM

#1597

pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 21,377

You've been chosen as a test subject in a science experiment.

You will be given $1,000,000 if you succeed in this experiment.

You must choose a movie to watch for 96 hours straight. You are given a bucket and a chef. You cannot move from the couch.

The choice of topic for the movie is: Chick Flick.

Which Chick Flick do you choose?

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10-26-2013 , 03:36 AM

#1598

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

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Which Chick Flick do you choose?

Tomcats
-or-
The Breakfast Club

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10-26-2013 , 03:39 AM

#1599

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,245

French Kiss

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10-26-2013 , 04:27 AM

#1600

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

I would watch any movie for 96 hours for $1M.

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