Now that we are best mates with Jesus he says he wants to give you the ability to freeze time. During the frozen time you can do what ever you want. You can go and steal someone's wallet or whatever (yes Jesus is down with stealing now). He says you have 3 options:
1) You can freeze time for up to 5 seconds at a time (well it would seem like 5 seconds to you, but obviously 0 seconds for anyone else) and can do it as often as you want, but there must be a minimum of 30 seconds between each use
2) Freeze time for up to 5 minute at a time. Can only use once per day.
3) Can freeze time for up to 1 day. Can only use it three per year.
Now that we are best mates with Jesus he says he wants to give you the ability to freeze time. During the frozen time you can do what ever you want. You can go and steal someone's wallet or whatever (yes Jesus is down with stealing now). He says you have 3 options:
1) You can freeze time for up to 5 seconds at a time (well it would seem like 5 seconds to you, but obviously 0 seconds for anyone else) and can do it as often as you want, but there must be a minimum of 30 seconds between each use
2) Freeze time for up to 5 minute at a time. Can only use once per day.
3) Can freeze time for up to 1 day. Can only use it three per year.
Which do you choose?
3) Freezing time for up to 1 day. Jesus and I are going into the bank robbing business, 3 times per year. Or maybe we will become the ultimate spy team for the CIA or Israeli Mossad. Is he technically still Jewish?
Why steal a bank when I can win every major tournaments by looking at my opponents hole cards every 30 seconds.
5 seconds is enough to save your life in a lot of situations.
5 seconds is also enough to slap you in the face mother ****er
so you don't think someone is going to notice you move? I mean your not going to get back to the exact same position in 5 seconds. The only time you are going to be able to use it (without becoming a wanted freak) is when no eyes are on you.
An entire day, 3 times a year. It's going to take a lot of time for me to enact my elaborate schemes that mess with people's heads. Gotta figure at least 3 hours just to get the furniture nailed to the ceiling.
Jesus comes up to you (because you are mates with him) and says that the world has an over population problem and that within 100 years we are going to drain all the resources off the planet and become extinct (100% certainty). He then shows you a button that you can press to instantly kill off 50% of the worlds population. He says this will ensure the ongoing existence of the human race. The dead are at random. It could be you, it could be your family, it could be Richard Simmons. Do you press the button?
NO AINEC, if it would be something like "button kills all of asia's habitants and no one you know" then sure, not to be racist, but that way you won't make the rest of the survivors miserable.
Seriously, no, NeverBorn>BornButMiserable>BornAndDead
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Originally Posted by Hardball47
WTF were they thinking with this mascot, is today's question.
Now that we are best mates with Jesus he says he wants to give you the ability to freeze time. During the frozen time you can do what ever you want. You can go and steal someone's wallet or whatever (yes Jesus is down with stealing now). He says you have 3 options:
1) You can freeze time for up to 5 seconds at a time (well it would seem like 5 seconds to you, but obviously 0 seconds for anyone else) and can do it as often as you want, but there must be a minimum of 30 seconds between each use
2) Freeze time for up to 5 minute at a time. Can only use once per day.
3) Can freeze time for up to 1 day. Can only use it three per year.
Which do you choose?
All of these mean infinite money, what else would you need?
ok, now that you and Jesus are best of buddies, he's changed his idea about giving you time travel (too many woman getting pregnant, surprisingly from the guys who only wanted to freeze time for 5 seconds).
Now he says I'll give you a choice of one of the following:
1) Morph into any animal in the world. Once you change to something you need to remain as that animal for a minimum of 6 hours
2) The ability to fly. But it takes a lot of energy and you will get fatigued and tired. For every 1 second flying is the equivalent to staying awake for 1 hour. e.g. at the start of the day you might be able to fly for 20 second, but would then need to sleep for 8 hours.
3) The ability to climb walls Spiderman style