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QOTD?

You go back in time in my alien friend's time machine and get to ask Jesus one question.

What is it (and yes, you will have a translator)?

Note - I will PM the winner with contact details of my Alien friend to arrange dates.

Who really got Mary, your mother, pregnant with you?

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07-30-2013 , 08:57 AM

#1278

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Can you believe it's not butter?

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07-31-2013 , 04:08 PM

#1279

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Lemon or Maroney?

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07-31-2013 , 08:14 PM

#1280

SouthernPott

jerk job

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,307

Lemon pie but only because I've never tried Maroney pie.

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07-31-2013 , 10:18 PM

#1281

Albino Lord

Lowest Common Nominator

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,785

Maroney pie leaves a bitter taste in your mouth

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08-01-2013 , 03:56 AM

#1282

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

wtf is Maroney? Lemon all the way

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08-08-2013 , 02:31 PM

#1283

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Would you rather a chick with a 8/10 face, but a 2/10 body or a chick with a 8/10 body and a 2/10 face?

Two different scenarios. A one nighter and a relationship.

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08-09-2013 , 03:58 AM

#1284

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Hmmm.... One nighter = 8/10 body 2/10 face, do from behind and try not to display your tears.

8/10 face but 2/10 body for the relationship. Assuming fat, fat girls are generally more generous and you can work that 2/10 into an 8/10

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08-09-2013 , 05:24 AM

#1285

SixthSenseFella

banned

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 293

watermelon vs. orange

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08-09-2013 , 07:36 AM

#1286

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

Orange is my favourite colour, however I prefer eating clementines to oranges. Watermelon is a palette cleanser and less offensive if you eat it after brushing your teeth.

Watermelon

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08-09-2013 , 08:53 AM

#1287

solsek

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,004

watermelon ez

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08-09-2013 , 09:03 AM

#1288

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

and by palette i mean palate. I don't know how good watermelon is at cleaning paint

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08-09-2013 , 09:32 AM

#1289

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Maybe you meant pallet?

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08-10-2013 , 12:41 AM

#1290

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

new day. new Q:
I'm 55 [resident old fart] now... how is it over half the new guyz on this forum are way moar technically illiterate than me?
[proof:that new life-beat thread]

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08-10-2013 , 07:57 AM

#1291

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

The internet is a helluva drug

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08-10-2013 , 09:54 AM

#1292

SouthernPott

jerk job

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,307

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Would you rather a chick with a 8/10 face, but a 2/10 body or a chick with a 8/10 body and a 2/10 face?

Two different scenarios. A one nighter and a relationship.

Always 8/10 face and 2/10 body. The body can be fixed up (or not) to go with an 8/10 face. Much harder to get a 2/10 face turned into anything more than a 5/10.

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Originally Posted by SixthSenseFella

watermelon vs. orange

Watermelons are too much work and far too messy for daily consumption. Oranges are easily portable and just the right amount of food for one sitting. The key is to find the varieties that are easy to peel. Clementines would be my favorite orange colored citrus fruit.

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Originally Posted by spike420211

new day. new Q:
I'm 55 [resident old fart] now... how is it over half the new guyz on this forum are way moar technically illiterate than me?
[proof:that new life-beat thread]

Medical marijuana is stronger now than the recreational weed we had to walk 5 miles in the snow uphill both ways to obtain. They are all vegetables now.

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08-11-2013 , 04:27 PM

#1293

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

would you bang a second cousin (assuming hot obviously)?

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08-11-2013 , 05:21 PM

#1294

spike420211

banned

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 9,509

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Medical marijuana is stronger now
confirmed
than the recreational weed we had to walk 5 miles in the snow uphill both ways to obtain.
That woulda given me the munchies. And got me hella tired.
They are all vegetables now.

Yeah... vegetables with driver's licenses.

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08-12-2013 , 12:56 AM

#1295

SouthernPott

jerk job

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,307

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

would you bang a second cousin (assuming hot obviously)?

I had a first cousin with ginormous hooters I kept trying to get a peek at when we were playing a board game at our grandmother's house about 35 years ago. Pretty sure she caught me so she buttoned up a little higher. Given the chance, I probably would have banged her.

I can't think of any second cousins in my age range.

A friend lost his virginity to one of his cousins. He also split the cost of a hooker with another friend during a Las Vegas trip.

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08-12-2013 , 02:30 AM

#1296

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

would you bang a second cousin (assuming hot obviously)?

Nope. I wouldn't do it if I were cold either.

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08-12-2013 , 07:57 AM

#1297

2cardstud93

banned

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 184

i used to bang the **** outta my 3rd cousin before she married my buddy, and im not even from the south

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08-12-2013 , 08:18 AM

#1298

StrikeR300

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,158

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Originally Posted by spike420211

new day. new Q:
I'm 55 [resident old fart] now... how is it over half the new guyz on this forum are way moar technically illiterate than me?
[proof:that new life-beat thread]

I'm not sure, as a 30 something I always assumed by now: Computer science would be taught in high-schools, everyone under 25 could type 50wpm+ without a problem, & program/app building would be a fun & popular teenage hobby. Everytime I talk to a young'n that isn't a complete geek, it seems their understanding of computers goes about as far as using fb/twitter/youtube/etc on their phones.

First time posting in this thread, hope there isn't any -points or something for not answering the question.