My grandmother owned a kennel. Could I have her pick and hold the puppy?

i don't get it.

New QOTD 05.04.2013

What would you do if your son was at home, crying on the bedroom floor coz he's hungry and the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money (coz his daddy's gone)?

Would you:

A - Sleep with a man
B - Sell the baby and use cash to get out of blowing men for a living
C - Run away with the baby to a jungle, slowly earn the trust of the tribe that lives there and become the official "tribe garbage collector" and manage a relatively comfortable life for you and your son.

They're basically all live changing decisions.
If you sleep with a man, you'll have to sleep with guys for the rest of your life as well (Maybe I'm misinterpreting the question).

I'd probably go for C. Sleeping with guys for every meal that your son need really seems ghey. Sell the baby is pretty ghey as well. But C seems ok.

I dunno, I'd probably just sell the brat.

"tribe garbage collector" could also mean "cum dumpster", so it's probably better to sell the child and make infinite profit.

Your morals are questionable to say the least.

But yeah, you just made option C the least desirable.
Sell the kid & go to hell it is.

The boy is crying! Maybe he's the ghey and things will sort themselves out between him and 'the man'.
I'd give it a little more time before making a call, see what develops..

I'm going with A if the baby is starving. Your requirement for the question is only that I "sleep with the man" which in no way means I am having sex with him. For a couple of extra dollars I will let him spoon me from the back though.

like... shove a spoon up your ass, and eat out?

suicide pact tho

Chopper, do you really not know the term spooning when used in a bed context?

Just in case. Spooning is when your woman lies on her side with her knees bent. You lie on your side, behind her, facing her back, and slide in close to her. Your bodies rest against each other like spoons. Yes, they could have called it forking but that happens after your spooning causes arousal.

It could have been you in front and her behind also. This is a perfect position for a reach-around.

Also spooning could be between two men or women, or even multiples if you are into that.

(handshake)

You first.

Gosh that sounds fun.

kk

Kinda related, an awesome "would you rather" QOTD style fighting game.

Super Duck Punch!

If the son is able to cry he's not hungry enough.

Grow up ***** moron kid.

This is definitely the best QOTD that's been posted today.

Thankfully, the day is almost done and we can get on to the best QOTD for tomorrow.

Stop trying to weasel out of answering the question.

QOTD: april 6th Saturday
If you were lonely and needed a way to release stress and take care of your manly needs, would you :

A. Go to your favorite site and rub one out (temp relieve but not a fix)

B. look on Craiglist personals and try to find a hook up there( tons of fake ****)

C. Start calling old hoes and booty calls from way back that u lost contact with (annoying and maybe they not soo sexy anymore or far)

D. Get a clean up and go to bar/club and spend money on girls there and hope to get lucky. (Lot of work lol and money involved)

E. go to a massage parlor or strip joint and pay one of those girls to release the kraken out of your balls. (Expensive, strange, possibly unsafe, feel like a loser after it amazing at the time with the PRO)

F. Find a nice GF (lot of work and effort and wait time, might be 6mo or more till you stumble into a good one that u both attract each other)

Lets go

yes no no no maybe no

G.) The weather is nice here. I'm going to the Porsche dealer and picking out a new convertible turbo, borrowing a good looking dog or a puppy, then heading over to the really popular park here. I'll be hooked up before you know it.

Oh yeah, I'll need your credit card.

H: Fleshlight

Lol. I knew I was doing that, but I didn't think anyone would notice.

N, N, N, N, N, N

Lazy, married, and have plenty-o-porn on the hard drive.

Do you use the:

A.) vaginal sleeve
B.) anal sleeve
C.) The plain one so no one knows which team you play on.

Anal, if its not tight its not right

Also they should do talking fleshlights, maybe a girlfriend and a pornstar setting