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Originally Posted by SouthernPott
Thanks to modern day medicine and good makeup, ugly can be fixed up a certain amount and that much money can fix a lot of ugly.
I'm going for the money. If she is that ugly, the HooHah is probably fresh and she might not even being expecting a talented swordsman. Jenna Jameson, you know that has been OPP more than you can count and it is highly doubtful you can improve on anything that has been there before. You might not even be able to touch the walls!
Take the money, satisfy all my wants in the world. Learn to love an ugly woman that adores me.
Wait, you said person in your OP. It is a woman I am marrying, yes? If it isn't I'll take my chances with Jenna.
I said person just in case one of the 3 ladies on 2p2 actually read it. But if you are hetero, you get a hetero mate.