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you live in a city/country of about 30,000 population.
you would walk down the street and have all the women see you
you go on holiday, more women

agreed it seems like the ideal situation, but all of the would fight over you, and only the strong muscly ugly ones will win.

Last edited by MrChuckles; 02-19-2013 at 06:54 AM. Reason: also all the men in the world would hate you

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02-19-2013 , 06:59 AM

#527

Hap Hapablap

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Many women think that David Beckham and Brad Pitt etc are the most attractive people in the world but they don't go around trying to beat up their spouses etc. Sure, you may get the odd stalker but that's a healthy sign lol.

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02-19-2013 , 07:30 AM

#528

biceps

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I am going with most attractive to all women.
But its a very tough one. I mean, handful of men... I could use that!

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02-19-2013 , 10:14 AM

#529

SouthernPott

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What is the upside to being the most attractive to one woman and a handful of men? Do I get to be super rich if I commit for life to one and only one woman? Is she super hot or super ugly? Do I care if a handful of men find me attractive?

I can see biceps thoughts on this. What guy doesn't like to go swimsuit shopping with his best pals and try on some banana hammocks together? Except with the bitchy, judgmental d-bags of course.

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02-19-2013 , 10:23 AM

#530

Hap Hapablap

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The upside of the one woman is I guess you can choose who that woman is and spend your life with them (as long as you aren't a total jerk that she can hate your personality), plus you have a bunch of broskis who are confused about the feelings towards you but know that they will do anything to help you out.

The downside is that the broskis may not actually be hetero and that you may want to upgrade your women which may not be possible if no other women fancy you.

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02-19-2013 , 10:29 AM

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SouthernPott

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

I'm still kind of worn out from yesterday's alien anal probing so I probably shouldn't expand my horizons too much today. Guess I will stick to being
adored by women worldwide. It isn't that much of a stretch anyway.

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02-19-2013 , 09:40 PM

#532

JustJ46671

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Being a terribly attractive man, I was often burdened with the fantasies of many women.
Now I'm old and ugly as troll ****, one woman is plenty. A few men add little to the equation.

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02-20-2013 , 04:58 AM

#533

Hap Hapablap

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Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

New QOTD:

Would you rather have a butt for a face or a face for a butt?

Having a buttface would mean you couldn't see but you could breath and push food into the hole. Having a facebutt would mean you can see from both ends and would have to poop out of one of your mouths.

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02-20-2013 , 05:01 AM

#534

vvtli18

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2 faces wins I think. Rather **** through my mouth Cartman-style than having an assface

Spoiler:

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02-20-2013 , 07:18 AM

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Dylanzesz

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N1. I think I'd shoot myself after choosing having 2 faces and tried to poop for the first time.

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02-20-2013 , 08:21 AM

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JustJ46671

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I'm gonna have to get a custom cushion so I don't blacken my butt eyes everytime I sit down.

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02-20-2013 , 08:22 AM

#537

JustJ46671

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And some cool custom pants, too.

#suhwag

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02-20-2013 , 10:05 AM

#538

SouthernPott

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Face for a butt. Is it a fully functioning face? Can I talk out of it? Can I still break wind because I have an abundance of gas.

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And some cool custom pants, too.

#suhwag

Chaps

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02-20-2013 , 10:48 AM

#539

MrChuckles

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2 faces > 2 butts...

a butt for a face would make you look weird
face for a butt makes mooning ever so special when you smile out your ass or something

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02-20-2013 , 10:59 AM

#540

SouthernPott

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And some cool custom pants, too.

Here you go. According to the description this is a "unisex" outfit. I'm thinking their definition of unisex means good for gay, bi, and transgendered men. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I'm going to wear a giant codpiece with mine.

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02-20-2013 , 11:06 AM

#541

Hap Hapablap

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Originally Posted by SouthernPott

Face for a butt. Is it a fully functioning face? Can I talk out of it? Can I still break wind because I have an abundance of gas.

Fully functioning face which you can talk out of. Breaking wind would be a burp out of your facebutt, however it will smell (and taste) like ass/poop. Don't forget, when you burp/fart and also when you poop, your second nose is right next to it.

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02-20-2013 , 11:16 AM

#542

SouthernPott

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

My poop don't stink. The only problem I see is as I get older and eat a higher fiber diet, every once in awhile I have an accidental discharge or a little anal leakage. If I am wearing backless pants so my butt-face is exposed I won't have any drawers on to backstop me.

Guess it is just a burden I will have to bear.

Now that I think about it, I'll be pretty popular in prison. I'll get a lot of honeybuns left on my pillow.

Last edited by SouthernPott; 02-20-2013 at 11:32 AM. Reason: prison rape obviously

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02-20-2013 , 11:39 AM

#543

MrChuckles

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can my facebutt talk? would be cool as a ventriloquist!

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02-20-2013 , 09:30 PM

#544

JustJ46671

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Can I get a facebutt for the wife, too?
It'd add a dimension to spooning.

Kthx

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02-20-2013 , 10:14 PM

#545

SouthernPott

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I'll never get that picture out of my head now.

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02-21-2013 , 04:04 AM

#546

-chopper-

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QOTD 21.02.13

Would you rather:
You were the sole survivor of an Armageddon?

You were the sole MALE survivor of an Armageddon, all females survived, but you were left C3 Quadriplegic, with no hope of changing that?

Armageddon

This is used in a generic sense to refer to any end of the world scenario.
Electricity has survived, though if you are the sole survivor you will need to learn quickly where and how to use the generators.

C3 Quadriplegic

Limited head and neck movement depending on muscle strength.
Complete paralysis of arms, body and legs.
Sympathetic nervous system will be compromised, possibility of Autonomic Dysreflexia.
Electric wheelchair may possibly be controlled by either a chin or "sip and puff" controller, this will vary depending on dexterity.
Complete assistance required during mealtimes.
Inability to breathe using chest muscles or diaphragm, therefore the person will be dependant on a ventilator to breathe. A portable ventilator can be attached to the back of a wheelchair during transport.
Oxygen and humidification may be required.
Assistance required to clear secretions from trachea, and assistance in coughing will be required.

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02-21-2013 , 04:28 AM

#547

Albino Lord

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no companionship would be more maddening than in need of constant aide.

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02-21-2013 , 05:56 AM

#548

Hap Hapablap

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Would I still be able to get it up?

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02-21-2013 , 05:58 AM

#549

MrChuckles

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Originally Posted by Albino Lord

no companionship would be more maddening than in need of constant aide.

+1

i think i would need to take up necrophilia...

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02-21-2013 , 06:03 AM

#550

-chopper-

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Originally Posted by Albino Lord

no companionship would be more maddening than in need of constant aide.

you forget that period between midnight and 7am, when a mosquito is landing on your nose, and all u can do is blow air out of your mouth.

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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap

Would I still be able to get it up?

is your peen below your neck-line?

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+1

i think i would need to take up necrophilia...

just remember; all bodies rot, unless you pickle them.

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