I choose B, take the money and bang a 10/10 hooker

I CARE, I CARE how women feel!

HOLY CRAPPOLA! Those are such depressing choices for answers I feel like taking the bullet for her.

QOTD needs to have a chance of an upside. This is a "damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario" but I am almost tempted to keep a super model/amazing sex partner locked up in dungeon despite her guaranteed misery just because she will at least still be alive.

Do I get a stipend to take care of her? Who has to foot that bill?

no it doesn't.

you don't make the rules.

With this post I request that Hap make some QOTD rules including no QOTDs with only unhappy endings.

And your first post on this question was a thumbs down.

Plus this:

@HAPS

do the man a favour and break the first rule of QOTD. which is "we don't talk about QOTD"

I go with option 1. at least she is still alive, and I would feel bad about being directly responsible for someone's death or being able to stop an execution.

On the plus side, I get free hummers for life from a dime.

Does he have to raise the tumb a little first? Cruel.

This is 4L. Anything goes, really... the more twisted and depraved the question, the better imo.

that'll hurt more than butt-sex imo.

Troll-Life

QOTD February 14, 2013:

This one is a softball, you get to keep both nuts, your good looks, and no one has to die (but they can if you see the need).

You have discovered time travel. The catch is you can only make one trip. And you can't come back. You want to make the most of this trip so you pick a time that will have the most impact if you change something that happened in the past. You will have all of the knowledge you presently have, you can even take back a laptop loaded with libraries full of information and any devices to recharge it. You won't be able to build any of these new technologies unless you go back only to the point that they were created. Where in time do you go, what happened then, what do you think should be done, and how are you going to accomplish/make the change? What are the future ramifications of changing the event?

I'd go back to yesterday and play the winning numbers (which nobody guessed) into the $500,000 1st Prize Lottery.

Future ramifications? Moniez!!!

+1 for taking the easy track and profiting.

-5 for not playing the Powerball Lottery which was $50,000,000 and drawn last night.

Wednesday: kill the girl, take the manies
Thursday: take my data and devices to the home of hitler's parents, right before the whites stuff comes out, on the day dear adolph would have been conceived.

I don't know what happened on Wednesday but if she needed killing, get it done.

+10 on taking out Hitler before his conception. I've often wondered when would be a good point in his life to take him out. You nailed it. I will presume you intend to show Hitler's parents your superior technology and library full of all the evils their son committed at which point they either swear off sex, get spayed/neutered, or like any good, married couple, blame each other, get in a huge fight, and die together in a murder-suicide.

WP sir!

If you take out hitler then maybe someone worse gets into power, is clever enough to leave Russia alone and conquers the rest of Europe and we're all speaking German now.

Time travel is frought with danger and i for one want nothing to do with it.

Although i might make an exception to bang an 18 year old Julianne Moore

then she'd have 20+ y/o kids with a crazy accent.

not a bad plan overall.

It is a myth that butt-sex is painful. Given the right fist and enough lube...



That's the thing about time travel, never take on more than you are willing to take responsibility for. Chances are, if you take out Hitler, you have to find a way to stop WWI and even if you do that you have to fix the German economy most likely.

+6 for giving time travel a chance and getting a guaranteed sexy time with Julianne Moore. I can't give you highest marks because you didn't save anyone and you may have ruined her for the rest of us.

Go back in time and take a photo of Mohammed for the lulz

I'd go back to before you made this post, then slap you upside the head.

QOTD: Would you rather Pee every time you stand up, or Poo every time you sit down?

Let's assume the following:
- You Pee for an average amount of time
- You Poo for an average amount of time
- By definition stand up doesn't necessarily mean fully "erect". Therefore if you think you can get away with it by walking with a hunch, you're wrong.

So basically spend your life crawling around or lying down and rolling?

I do my best thinking on the toilet so i'd rather poop when I sit.

Speaking as a guy who has IBS and who had an anal fissure once, you don't want to poop. On average, I poop twice a day, I'm using a low end guesstimate here. If I eat, I poop. I'm not talking like easy ones either. They're full on soul draining experiences that take 10 minutes and you feel dirty afterwards. I eat a sandwich, it's coming out within 20 minutes of eating. Oh, some soup? Cya in 20 minutes. Oh, chili for dinner? I may have to stop eating to go poop it out. I have good days as well, where it's not that bad, but sometimes, I **** like 6 times a day. Your ass gets so raw from wiping that you have blood and you can't sit/walk without pain.

Take the pissing. Stand for longer periods of time. Or sit for longer

I poop 4 times/day