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Presidential candidate most likely to be a child molestor

View Poll Results: Candidate most likely to get it on with the kidz

Mitt Romney

18 14.40%

Mike Huckabee

39 31.20%

John McCain

3 2.40%

Rudy Giuliani

12 9.60%

Ron Paul

9 7.20%

Fred Thomson

1 0.80%

Hilary Clinton

16 12.80%

Barack Obama

8 6.40%

John Edwards

3 2.40%

Dennis Kucinitch

16 12.80%

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01-08-2008 , 07:07 AM

CaseS87

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I didn't think this would go over too well in Politics so therefore its here in the trashcan of 2+2.

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01-08-2008 , 07:10 AM

Spechel EDD

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move this thread to politics so cases87 gets banned for a week

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01-08-2008 , 07:13 AM

CaseS87

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personally i think its a toss up between huckabee and kucinitch.

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01-08-2008 , 07:43 AM

CaseS87

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Romney

Huckabee

McCain

Giuliani

Paul

Thompson

Clinton

Obama

Edward

Kucinich

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01-08-2008 , 07:46 AM

chadmack

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LOL at edwards pic

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01-08-2008 , 07:51 AM

CaseS87

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how the **** did kucinich pull this. seriously wtf.

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01-08-2008 , 08:04 AM

EWS87

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its clearly huckabee...the religious freaks are always the molestors

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01-08-2008 , 08:11 AM

apefish

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I have to go with Mitt.

I had a whole poast outlined about why but let's face it the guy just isn't right.

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01-08-2008 , 09:46 AM

EWS87

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that hippie picture of the clintons is pretty awesome as much as i hate her...i wish bill could run again

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01-08-2008 , 09:48 AM

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it's gotta be Romney, right? that guy is ****ing creepy as hell... you know goes home and he's all like "hey little jimmy, come here and touch mitt's mormon man meat"

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01-08-2008 , 10:47 AM

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rommy is a mormon

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01-08-2008 , 11:03 AM

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Mitt Romney is controlled by giant space lizards trying to take over earth.

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01-08-2008 , 11:10 AM

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i thought everyone would recognize giuliani has being the potential molester but i guess i was wrong.

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01-08-2008 , 11:11 AM

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Syberduh

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Statistically speaking? The white guy.

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01-08-2008 , 12:22 PM

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nickg1532

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LOL at edwards pic

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01-08-2008 , 12:31 PM

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Depends on the gender and age of the child in question.

I wouldn't trust a 16 year old girl with any of the Dems.
I wouldn't trust any of the Republicans with a boy under the age of 12.

But really, we shouldn't be trashing child molesters by comparing them to politicians.

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01-08-2008 , 03:10 PM

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01-08-2008 , 04:27 PM

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Mitt Romney is controlled by giant space lizards trying to take over earth.

Haha i watch the Discovery Channel or was it the history channel. But i do remember a thing about Lizards lol, some dumb hick lady was like "One of them lizards were in my house and it almost killed me".

Im pretty sure this was History Channel. But watching it made me feel stupid so i changed the channel.

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01-08-2008 , 04:29 PM

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T-God

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I voted Huckabee by accident. I meant Romney.

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01-08-2008 , 04:47 PM

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its clearly huckabee...the religious freaks are always the molestors

yup

Also, Edward(s) pic is awesome.

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01-08-2008 , 05:30 PM

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EWS87

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i want that shirt that ludacris is wearing

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01-08-2008 , 05:31 PM

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mbillie1

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haha wow... this really needs some more love

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01-08-2008 , 06:17 PM

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The Bad guys:

The "Saving 'To Catch a Predator' Episode for Sweeps Week" division
1. Romney

The "Britney's Sister's Babydaddy" division
2. Giuliani

The "Probably Secretly Gay" Division:
3. Huckabee
4. Thompson
5. Edwards (Gut feeling here.)

The "Couldn't Find a Willing Kid If Their Lives Depended On It" Division
7. Clinton
8. Kucinich

The Good Guys:

The "The Constitution Explicitly Gives Me the Right to **** a Five Year Old!" Division
9. Ron Paul

The "Not a Chance" Division
10. Obama
11. McCain