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Old 07-21-2008, 09:04 AM   #76
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This story would have been good if you replaced all the beer with pot.
We tried to find weed, but the only place we could get it was off random people approaching us on the street= nothx.
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:53 AM   #77
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This story would have been good if you replaced all the beer with pot.
clubbing + pot = fail
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:56 AM   #78
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wow very good TR

as far as the limp dick goes then you guys should def get some of this



I've been in thailand for the last 6 months and bought some as i find myself incapable of going out without getting ****faced.

once got back to my hotel room in bangkok with a girl at 6:30am completly ****faced and hammered her 3 times by 10am thanks to those bad boys. FISTPUMP!
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:57 AM   #79
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clubbing + pot = fail
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:18 AM   #80
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wow very good TR

as far as the limp dick goes then you guys should def get some of this



I've been in thailand for the last 6 months and bought some as i find myself incapable of going out without getting ****faced.

once got back to my hotel room in bangkok with a girl at 6:30am completly ****faced and hammered her 3 times by 10am thanks to those bad boys. FISTPUMP!
Sweet jesus, I googled these babies and I found a Norwegian store selling them without needing a prescription! Oh my god thank you so much, this really made my day, I need to order a hudge pile of these right away.
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:18 AM   #81
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WE ARE TWO WILD AND CRAZY GUYS
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:32 AM   #82
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Definatly check out the main club- karlovy lazne.

And for food- buffalo bill's

And there was an awesome irish pub called shamrocks or something.


Have fun dude!

We're from Belfast so we'll definitely have to find the Irish pub. Bit of a shame the weeds hard to get , we're interrailing over from A-dam though so I don't imagine it'll be too difficult to smuggle some over.

Buffalo Bills sounds immense, hope its easy to find.
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:50 AM   #83
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We're from Belfast so we'll definitely have to find the Irish pub. Bit of a shame the weeds hard to get , we're interrailing over from A-dam though so I don't imagine it'll be too difficult to smuggle some over.

Buffalo Bills sounds immense, hope its easy to find.
Let me give you a hint, it's actually not that hard to find at all.
We just thought so originally. There is ONE bar, I think it's name is only "Reggae Bar" if you go to Mustek and ask people I'm sure they can help you find it.

Now we tried to go here the last night, but got there 15 minutes before it closed, it's a bar so it closes at midnight.

The cool part about this bar is that the bar itself actually sell weed rather then beer, they probably sell alcohol aswell but it's main trademark is obviously the weed, if you go in there it's almost mandatory to smoke.

I suggest you check that place out.
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:56 AM   #84
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We're from Belfast so we'll definitely have to find the Irish pub. Bit of a shame the weeds hard to get , we're interrailing over from A-dam though so I don't imagine it'll be too difficult to smuggle some over.

Buffalo Bills sounds immense, hope its easy to find.
If you find Buffalo Bills, you HAVE to try a starter named Beef Con Quesa.
That starter itself makes my mouth floody with water, I would sell my soul for the recipee, it's just so good you can't imagine.
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:03 AM   #85
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Sweet jesus, I googled these babies and I found a Norwegian store selling them without needing a prescription! Oh my god thank you so much, this really made my day, I need to order a hudge pile of these right away.
ha no problem, i am always glad to spread the word. we've all been there AMIRITE?

I've only used the pill form as of now but it comes (no pun intended) in jelly form aswell.
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:06 AM   #86
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Ooo jelly form.
I think I'll just get some of them pills.
I'm abit worried about the side effects but it's not like I need to take them every day, only before drunken sex obv.
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Old 07-21-2008, 12:55 PM   #87
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excellent trip report A+++
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Old 07-21-2008, 01:43 PM   #88
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Epic TR....NH sirs

Epic fail with your penis' penae, penises whatever.
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Old 07-21-2008, 02:00 PM   #89
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This story would have been good if you'd spitroasted the dwarf in Darlings
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Old 07-21-2008, 02:20 PM   #90
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clubbing + pot = fail
True. But,

Drinking in the morning hung over = fail

Hang over = fail

Throwing up = fail

Horrible tasting beverages = fail


Also, before all you alcoholfags jump on me, i do drink, however i drink usually after i've been up for awhile (night), and there's nothing better than having a few cold ones after a nice couple of smoking sessions. Continuously drinking morning, afternoon, and night, without smoking sessions everyday is just gross.

also shipith0lla - Why wouldn't you buy weed off a random in the street? Because you think it's some schwag? Or because you think it's laced with cyanide?
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Old 07-21-2008, 02:29 PM   #91
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also shipith0lla - Why wouldn't you buy weed off a random in the street? Because you think it's some schwag? Or because you think it's laced with cyanide?
It just seems dodgy when they approach us in the middle of a town square, well lit with tons of witnesses.
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Old 07-21-2008, 04:25 PM   #92
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I've had Kamagra in jelly form, tastes absolutely vile but it does what it says on the tin. Also spiked my mate with it on his birthday and he danced for like 20mins before succumbing to vicious chaffage and had to sit the rest of the night out. Powerful stuff.
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Old 07-21-2008, 04:57 PM   #93
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very entertaining TR! Reminds me of my youth backpacking around Australia. You guys seem like cool dudes, mellow and relaxed and fun to hang out with.

Excellent - A+!
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Old 07-21-2008, 05:59 PM   #94
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you gotta wait your turn in the b-boy circles man. there is a code. you were destined to get punched out.

nice job with the relentless pursuit of ace......you guys put your dicks into comatose states with the over inebriation but your fearlessness with the ladies was definately commendable.....

i think maybe if you started drinking later in the evening and still attacked the bitches hard, you coulda scored more "in the sack and ready and able" pussy.

I mean, making out with different girls is sweet n all but you gotta get to the finish line at least a couple of times or else the blueballs will kill ya.....

that, or take the meds that guy from thailand posted. Your dick might fall off in ten years but atleast you;ll get to plow that hot asian poon for an entire night instead of just getting a bedside note on a napkin.

great read. good efforts
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Old 07-21-2008, 06:56 PM   #95
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Thanks guys, deffo try get some tablets for next time just in case.

But like frode said, we were too busy drinking very cheap booze that we didn't realise until it was too late obv :\
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:23 PM   #96
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Thanks guys, deffo try get some tablets for next time just in case.

But like frode said, we were too busy drinking very cheap booze that we didn't realise until it was too late obv :\
Oh I did know chances were I would most likely not have a full erection while being drunk, it's not the first time it has happened.

But obv getting drunk off your ass, having fun and tearing up the dancefloor is way more +EV then staying sober just for that ass you're bringing home imo.
One could obviously **** her in the morning, sadly when I woke up 9am she was gone.

I can't even reach her at that phone number, tried an SMS but no, but I mean she's in Sydney anyway so it's not like I can do much.
Would be nice with some pics though.

And I think I'll get some of them pills right now, there's ass to be plowed in Norway too.
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:06 PM   #97
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i mean u would rather listen to a drunk spanish emperor than sexing up a hot 19 year old czech???
that's the only part i didn't understand
QFT.

oh and yeah, wimmin
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:30 AM   #98
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You guys will understand when you're past the "I wonder how a vagina feels, must be good" stage.
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:40 AM   #99
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You guys will understand when you're past the "I wonder how a vagina feels, must be good" stage.
cant wait!
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:42 AM   #100
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I can honestly say that the hours I spent at that hostel not with just the emperor but with all those people and that guy playing guitar, just sitting there getting to know people, drinking beer and having fun, Was probably better then 75% of the sex I have had.
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