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08-09-2010 , 01:36 PM

ArsenalGunners1

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Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 927

roommate left our garage open
my car got stolen from said garage
ways to get him back?

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08-09-2010 , 01:40 PM

NoMeansYes_

Pooh-Bah

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call him fat

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08-09-2010 , 01:40 PM

M2001

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pics of mom?

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08-09-2010 , 01:42 PM

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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poo in mouth

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08-09-2010 , 01:44 PM

$Betpot$

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Rub his toothbrush around the rim of the toilet.

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08-09-2010 , 01:46 PM

Glo4ming

Pooh-Bah

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make him carry you around on his back

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08-09-2010 , 01:48 PM

Quagmyer

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 8,256

depends on the car - maybe he was doing you a favour

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08-09-2010 , 01:50 PM

Da33le

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Insurance?

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08-09-2010 , 01:50 PM

Carl Sagan

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,746

Do you leave the keys in your car or something?

Last edited by Carl Sagan; 08-09-2010 at 01:51 PM. Reason: but how much did you win?

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08-09-2010 , 01:51 PM

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wombat4hire

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put something on his pillow

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08-09-2010 , 02:09 PM

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knotfan1234

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Originally Posted by wombat4hire

put something on his pillow

fart on his pillow and give him pinkeye

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08-09-2010 , 02:12 PM

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TiltNRun

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 696

tomato ldo

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08-09-2010 , 02:12 PM

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imozyslow

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,026

have sex with him, then laugh at him for being gay.

Last edited by imozyslow; 08-09-2010 at 02:12 PM. Reason: not that there is anything wrong with that

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08-09-2010 , 02:29 PM

#14

JustJ46671

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put a lathe in the living room

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08-09-2010 , 02:32 PM

#15

jerkass

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make him lick the hole at the lower center of your butt.

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08-09-2010 , 02:42 PM

#16

adizzle13

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grind his parents up into chili and then feed it to him

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08-09-2010 , 02:46 PM

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kickflip252

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Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,351

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Originally Posted by ArsenalGunners1

roommate left our garage open
my car got stolen from said garage
ways to get him back?

tell his mom that he left the gayrage open cause he was high on the drugs

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08-09-2010 , 02:47 PM

#18

nyrvana

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,191

ejaculate on his sandvich

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08-09-2010 , 02:57 PM

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ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

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Train a donkey to bite his balls off

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08-09-2010 , 04:11 PM

#20

tearapin

newbie

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 28

Just picture the thief driving and laugh quietly to yourself, knowing the joke's on him, because you left the front passenger tire slightly under-inflated. Hahahaha!! Suck'a!

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08-09-2010 , 05:49 PM

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John Straight Talk

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Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 26

When hes asleep, straddle his face and drop a nice juicy deuce. Not only will this get back at him, but your bowels will be empty, thus you feel better.

For maximum effect aim for his eye socket, then wake him up right before impact.

John