my joke book is top secret but srsly im writing one with my friend

OK, what part of this don't you get? She walked across the keyboard, which typed out a name. I confirmed this with a question to her, which she answered with a meow. Earlier in the day, I asked her if she wanted some food, and she meowed then. This proves that meow = yes.

Then she walked across the keyboard again, producing an abbreviation for "retirement" or "retire" followed by a string of numbers. Therefore = cat social security number. The proof of this is that cats are known to be lazy, and she didn't bother typing the whole phrase "retirement number".

There really is no other explanation, other than the "trying to trick me into giving her my SS#" one.

1st 3 numbers of SS# = Area Number
Middle 2 numbers of SS# = Group Number
Last 4 numbers of SS# = Serial Number

http://www.cpsr.org/prevsite/cpsr/pr...structure.html

My middle is "99" Looks like I missed "69" by a little bit, sigh.

T

He was too drunk and passed out?

my ssn fits this criteria. conspire, where you at?