not gona happen buddy

i just open folded KKJ5 preflop. I hate those hands in OHL.
made final table fwiw

Only if you bring me a sammich.

These superturbos you speak of. Help me find them.

ok ty

why not hotstuff

.

14+1$ and 28+2$ steaks is wat i usually play

dids you find them?

wtf - Christine Brinkley's husband spent $3K per month on porn. Plus he paid his 18 year old lover $20,000 to type magazine articles plus left random cash for her and then paid her $300k to keep quiet

PokerStars Game #18567374060: Tournament #94211783, $8.00+$0.80 Omaha Pot Limit - Level XI (400/800) - 2008/07/03 - 23:24:34 (ET)
Table '94211783 29' 4-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: fatboyglen (17894 in chips)
Seat 2: brianpoker (30452 in chips)
Seat 4: Kaebo (14941 in chips)
Kaebo: posts small blind 400
fatboyglen: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to brianpoker [9c Qc 6s 9h]
brianpoker: raises 1600 to 2400
Kaebo: folds
fatboyglen: calls 1600
*** FLOP *** [3s 9d 6h]
fatboyglen: checks
brianpoker: bets 2400
fatboyglen: calls 2400
*** TURN *** [3s 9d 6h] [8s]
fatboyglen: checks
brianpoker: bets 4000
fatboyglen: calls 4000
*** RIVER *** [3s 9d 6h 8s] [Th]
fatboyglen: bets 9094 and is all-in
trackerm16 is connected
brianpoker: folds
Uncalled bet (9094) returned to fatboyglen
brianpoker said, "wow"
fatboyglen collected 18000 from pot
brianpoker said, "999"
fatboyglen: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 18000 | Rake 0
Board [3s 9d 6h 8s Th]
Seat 1: fatboyglen (big blind) collected (18000)
Seat 2: brianpoker (button) folded on the River
Seat 4: Kaebo (small blind) folded before Flop

because i dont know how to play

and wont be learning for a while. if ever.

Full Tilt Poker Game #7077546968: Fantasy Freeroll Event #37 (53446550), Table 68 - 500/1000 - Limit Omaha H/L - 23:24:00 ET - 2008/07/03
Seat 1: valacee (11,124)
Seat 2: Kuuba (2,624)
Seat 3: gafuhs (996)
Seat 4: erikthegr8 (17,516)
Seat 5: fisch river (1,890), is sitting out
Seat 6: kerze (6,202)
Seat 8: oddjob808 (8,531)
Seat 9: crazy otto (9,783)
crazy otto posts the small blind of 250
valacee posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kerze [Kh Qs As 4s]
Kuuba folds
gafuhs has 15 seconds left to act
kerze has been disconnected
gafuhs is sitting out
gafuhs has timed out
gafuhs folds
kerze has reconnected
erikthegr8 folds
fisch river folds
kerze has 15 seconds left to act
kerze raises to 1,000
oddjob808 folds
crazy otto folds
valacee raises to 1,500
kerze calls 500
*** FLOP *** [2h Ts Ks]
gafuhs has returned
valacee bets 500
kerze raises to 1,000
valacee raises to 1,500
kerze calls 500
*** TURN *** [2h Ts Ks] [6s]
valacee bets 1,000
kerze raises to 2,000
valacee raises to 3,000
kerze raises to 3,202, and is all in
valacee calls 202
kerze shows [Kh Qs As 4s]
valacee shows [8h 9d 8s Td]
*** RIVER *** [2h Ts Ks 6s] [Jc]
kerze shows a flush, Ace high, for high
valacee shows a pair of Tens, for high
kerze wins the pot (12,654) with a flush, Ace high
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12,654 | Rake 0
Board: [2h Ts Ks 6s Jc]
Seat 1: valacee (big blind) showed [8h 9d 8s Td] and lost with HI: a pair of Tens
Seat 2: Kuuba didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: gafuhs didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: erikthegr8 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: fisch river didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: kerze showed [Kh Qs As 4s] and won (12,654) with HI: a flush, Ace high
Seat 8: oddjob808 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: crazy otto (small blind) folded before the Flop

Oh i got sammich for you

Yeah, I just signed up for a $14 to check it out. They need an ST icon imo.

u get two cards, try to match them with the cards on the board. u can make a pair, three of a kind, straight, flush etc

a pair is Jack+Jack or Seven+Seven
Three of a kind is Seven+Seven+seven
straight is 78910Jack
flush is heart+heart+heart+heart+heart

ok ?

that cant srsly be it

trust me if you know that much you're ahead of at least half the players i face

okay so then when do i knock and wtf is with all the damn knocking

also remember any two cards can be played from any position

poker is ez imo

wat up itt

roflmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

i u r34

no need to knock, come right in.

but srly knocking is in gin.
i'm guessing you mean tapping the table?

f breaks with less then 10 people

perhaps. knocking/tapping. same thing.