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It's kind of a cycle imo.

btw, I told H about my weird avatars and she thought I was just the sweetest guy in the world. She was genuinely touched. So it might end up working to my advantage! But she agrees with me that you need to ship ship mcgipp already.

See, I told you she would think it was romantic! I was only trying to help!

But okokokokok jessus christmas i shall do this thing you ask very soon

Quote:

Originally Posted by kerze

Did you move to Australia or something Chauce?

Nope, worked graveyard last night.

07-02-2008 , 09:24 PM

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Mayo

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

20 GOTO 10

07-02-2008 , 09:24 PM

#6954

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

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**** it i'll fap now and after. bbl!

07-02-2008 , 09:25 PM

#6955

thac

Strummin' along

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

The eyes are the groin of the head.

lol I lost track of time and forgot to stop playing this ******ed game.

07-02-2008 , 09:26 PM

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Mayo

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Originally Posted by chaucerchick

See, I told you she would think it was romantic! I was only trying to help!

But okokokokok jessus christmas i shall do this thing you ask very soon

That's a legally binding contract in the state of Nevada!

EDIT: I don't recall you ever saying she'd think it was romantic. This smacks of revisionism.

EDIT2: Never mind, just ship ship!

07-02-2008 , 09:26 PM

#6957

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

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eating an apple while itt

07-02-2008 , 09:29 PM

#6958

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

I thought it was just ADD, but I made an appointment with the psychiatrist and he was like "erm, no, you're bi-polar." It's mild tho and I get happy pills.

glad to see im not the only crazy person itt

07-02-2008 , 09:30 PM

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kerze

old hand

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chaucerchick

See, I told you she would think it was romantic! I was only trying to help!

But okokokokok jessus christmas i shall do this thing you ask very soon

Nope, worked graveyard last night.

oh good - i thought maybe you were on the lam from bookies

07-02-2008 , 09:31 PM

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Mayo

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07-02-2008 , 09:34 PM

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thac

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Chauc how'd graveyard go last night?

07-02-2008 , 09:36 PM

#6962

chaucerchick

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

That's a legally binding contract in the state of Nevada!

EDIT: I don't recall you ever saying she'd think it was romantic. This smacks of revisionism.

EDIT2: Never mind, just ship ship!

Sooooo not true. I seem to have deleted the PM but I said something like you should just tell her what you did and she'll fall into your arms for defending her honor. Pm should be from like 6/11.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kerze

oh good - i thought maybe you were on the lam from bookies

Who says I'm not? The ****ing Reds ****ed me yesterday and now the ****ing Mets are ****ing down 3-4 and are on ****ing rain delay! Bye bye kneecaps.

07-02-2008 , 09:36 PM

#6963

jontsef

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so what did getter do for her 5000th? i was looking for pics!

07-02-2008 , 09:37 PM

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lenC

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Originally Posted by Mayo

I have never approved of John Terrys socks selection...why so long?

07-02-2008 , 09:38 PM

#6965

kerze

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chaucerchick

Sooooo not true. I seem to have deleted the PM but I said something like you should just tell her what you did and she'll fall into your arms for defending her honor. Pm should be from like 6/11.

Who says I'm not? The ****ing Reds ****ed me yesterday and now the ****ing Mets are ****ing down 3-4 and are on ****ing rain delay! Bye bye kneecaps.

You should probably put money on the opposite of what he's betting and then you would just be out the vig

07-02-2008 , 09:38 PM

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Mayo

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thac, hypothetically who's this hypothetical 16yo and are there any hypothetical pics of her and have you hypothetically put your hypothetical penis into her hypothetical vagina?

Age of Consent in OH = 16. You know, hypothetically.

07-02-2008 , 09:39 PM

#6967

kerze

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wtf - fireworks outside again tonight - someone was either late for Canada Day or early for 4th of July

07-02-2008 , 09:39 PM

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chaucerchick

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thac

Chauc how'd graveyard go last night?

It was brutal and hilarious once again!

I broke up a fight between ze Germans, the Brits, and the drunk Cubs fans.

I also made a prop bet with a regular where if I get him a date with a Hooters girl, I get a hat of my choice! If they date for 6 months, I get a stuffed jaguar, and if they get married, I get one new tire for my car! Lucky girl itt.

07-02-2008 , 09:39 PM

#6969

thac

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

I'm still in the same session but I'll PM you - just chill.

07-02-2008 , 09:40 PM

#6970

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lenC

I have never approved of John Terrys socks selection...why so long?

Go **** yourself. JET is simply picking up where NVE left off:

Last edited by Mayo; 07-02-2008 at 09:44 PM. Reason: And it's Jason Terry, moran.

07-02-2008 , 09:41 PM

#6971

thac

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Originally Posted by chaucerchick

Haha sounds liek a fun bet. Don't forget you gotta get me one of those girls too.

07-02-2008 , 09:41 PM

#6972

chaucerchick

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kerze

You should probably put money on the opposite of what he's betting and then you would just be out the vig

That means he would have to tell me exactly what he was betting and how much, which he doesn't. Also, I don't have that kind of money. But at least someone here is trying to be proactive instead of mocking mjh's sports picks.

07-02-2008 , 09:42 PM

#6973

kerze

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chaucerchick

tbh, I stole the idea from Gene Simmons

07-02-2008 , 09:42 PM

#6974

brian0721

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back itt afaik

07-02-2008 , 09:43 PM

#6975

Mayo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by chaucerchick

Sooooo not true. I seem to have deleted the PM but I said something like you should just tell her what you did and she'll fall into your arms for defending her honor. Pm should be from like 6/11.

Dammit, I just checked and you're right.

I hate being wrong.

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