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siouxbrew · 06-28-2008, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RuleThirtyFour

you're right, no one has asked me this before. i am really really flattered and am inclined to say yes to a date. we can go to the olive garden and have an awesome time talking to one another about books and philosophy and life. and then you will go to take me home in which i will ask if you'd like to come up for coffee. then we will have a passionate night together with the best sex ever, as i will have had at least 6 orgasms when we are finished. we will then start dating and a year later we will get engaged. and then married and have a beautiful family with a blue house and a white picket fence. we will live a long, happy life together with our children and grand children and great grand children, and then both of us will die of old age a month apart from one another. and we will be together in heaven for all of eternity.

first off, i came.

second, i didnt want to scare you off but this is pretty much exactly how i envisioned it also, i think were soul mates.

to all the late cumers im sorry for your losses but i felt the timing was right so i jumped right in and went balls deep. i have been told i look alot like this man if you want a visual.

getterdone36 · 06-28-2008, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by thac

Fireflight - Unbreakable -- like/dislike?

like

**dkgojackets** · 06-28-2008, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by IhateWiP

this is too hard. if there are no clues theres no way i can guess this..

gg u beat me.

Beat: Me.

i already told you the band starts with an a and even provided a list a couple pages back, wat more do you want

thac · 06-28-2008, 05:53 PM

Are you all alone, cause I'm empty. Are you empty?
Are you empty tonight?

Now kiss me one last time,
And bring me back to life.
Bring me back to life.

qft

getterdone36 · 06-28-2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by siouxbrew

first off, i came.

second, i didnt want to scare you off but this is pretty much exactly how i envisioned it also, i think were soul mates.

to all the late cumers im sorry for your losses but i felt the timing was right so i jumped right in and went balls deep. i have been told i look alot like this man if you want a visual.

r34 he looks like paul walker, better start packing up your stuff and catch the next flight to your future

**dkgojackets** · 06-28-2008, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by thac

Are you all alone, cause I'm empty. Are you empty?
Are you empty tonight?

Now kiss me one last time,
And bring me back to life.
Bring me back to life.

qft

conviction will get us through the night afaik

IhateWiP · 06-28-2008, 05:58 PM

yeh well i was told i looked like brad pitt and george clooney.

Owned.

Yeah it was me. But like i'm gonna lie to myself.. yeh right!

IhateWiP · 06-28-2008, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

i already told you the band starts with an a and even provided a list a couple pages back, wat more do you want

name of artist at start of new song.. and a line of lyrics.

PS- my ballz feel really smooth right now...

thac · 06-28-2008, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

conviction will get us through the night afaik

We're soulmates iirc.

Also, wtf, the lead singer of killswitch engage is black?

**dkgojackets** · 06-28-2008, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by IhateWiP

name of artist at start of new song.. and a line of lyrics.

PS- my ballz feel really smooth right now...

dude you can just google the lyrics

siouxbrew · 06-28-2008, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by getterdone36

r34 he looks like paul walker, better start packing up your stuff and catch the next flight to your future

this

Mayo · 06-28-2008, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by siouxbrew

first off, i came.

second, i didnt want to scare you off but this is pretty much exactly how i envisioned it also, i think were soul mates.

to all the late cumers im sorry for your losses but i felt the timing was right so i jumped right in and went balls deep. i have been told i look alot like this man if you want a visual.

It's like Kevin Costner and Gus Hansen had a stubbly baby!

Mayo · 06-28-2008, 06:02 PM

Passaman said I look like Cat Stevens once.

**dkgojackets** · 06-28-2008, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by thac

We're soulmates iirc.

Also, wtf, the lead singer of killswitch engage is black?

oh yeah he is

siouxbrew · 06-28-2008, 06:02 PM

ok / emo internet crush

i was higher before.

getterdone36 · 06-28-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

dude you can just google the lyrics

pat benetar??

thac · 06-28-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

oh yeah he is

I like them more now I think, just because they're not like every other metalcore band.

Mayo · 06-28-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by prodonkey

MVP MVP

http://youtube.com/watch?v=97CXaDIPYTg

IhateWiP · 06-28-2008, 06:04 PM

yawn.. not being entertained..

**dkgojackets** · 06-28-2008, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by getterdone36

pat benetar??

wat

siouxbrew · 06-28-2008, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayo

It's like Kevin Costner and Gus Hansen had a stubbly baby!

i tried to take a picture that actually looks a lil like me, its only in certain poses that we look kinda similar.

getterdone36 · 06-28-2008, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

wat

bawhahahaha

Mayo · 06-28-2008, 06:08 PM

Ship it.

At this rate, Obama will win about 150% of the electoral votes.

**dkgojackets** · 06-28-2008, 06:10 PM

Im looking at some guy named Drew's library, and he has a collection of alanis morisette, aqua, full opera soundtracks, backstreet boys, and euro dance mixes. Am I obligated to find him and kick his ass?

RuleThirtyFour · 06-28-2008, 06:11 PM

i just got these from pizza hut