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Originally Posted by siouxbrew
this is the first time ive seen pics of r34, i will say i was very pleasantly surprised. Your actually pretty hawt. maybe we could have sex sometime? ill pm you pics if you want.
I know its kind of up front and i doubt anyone else has asked the same question on the internet before but i figured i would just lay it out there.
you're right, no one has asked me this before. i am really really flattered and am inclined to say yes to a date. we can go to the olive garden and have an awesome time talking to one another about books and philosophy and life. and then you will go to take me home in which i will ask if you'd like to come up for coffee. then we will have a passionate night together with the best sex ever, as i will have had at least 6 orgasms when we are finished. we will then start dating and a year later we will get engaged. and then married and have a beautiful family with a blue house and a white picket fence. we will live a long, happy life together with our children and grand children and great grand children, and then both of us will die of old age a month apart from one another. and we will be together in heaven for all of eternity.