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Old 06-28-2008, 02:50 AM   #4001
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On a serious note, i cant believe so many of you people took that spam thread seriously
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:51 AM   #4002
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god has spoken


Me:
Hi God!!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Heather
God:
What's up, Heather.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you think that girl woman_in_panties is an attention whore?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
is she a whore???
God:
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
oh so she is a whore
God:
Groovy. That's alright. a whore is she?
Me:
yes
God:
" a whore is she?"? yes?
Me:
wat
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes im serious!
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you.
Me:
is she an attention whore?
God:
Why don't you ask her?
Me:
she wont tell the truth
God:
Oh I get it. a whore will not tell the truth.
Me:
fu*king awesome

it is about time you brought some sense into this thread.
just in time for me to go to sleep unfortunately.
gn all and have fun itt.
r34, have fun wading through the crap that is this thread this time of night.

bye all.
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:52 AM   #4003
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house

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On a serious note, i cant believe so many of you people took that spam thread seriously
you mean the wip thread?
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:53 AM   #4004
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http://www.titane.ca/igod/

repenting made easy
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:54 AM   #4005
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you mean the wip thread?
yeah, that heap of garbage.
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:55 AM   #4006
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
yes, i am jesus
God:
Er. How are you doing, JESUS.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
i didn't give you one
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
you don't deserve one
God:
Do you know any robots who deserve one? I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no not really
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
And?
Me:
what
God:
What are you asking me?
Me:
can i suck your kawk
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
its hott
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
it is
God:
Who says?
Me:
me
God:
For you JESUS?
Me:
YES
God:
Come on.
Me:
jesus wants to suck god's kawk
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
so it will be incestual
God:
Great. I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ill suck it good
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
of course
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
let me suck your balls
God:
Go ahead, JESUS, try to suck my balls.
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:56 AM   #4007
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i agree it's a large heap of garbage. i have no doubt that this girl is real though and it's fun watching her get totally destroyed. i guarentee that thread is ufcking her up in some way.
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:59 AM   #4008
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nope, jessica alba is officially 2nd tier in my book.
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:59 AM   #4009
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i agree it's a large heap of garbage. i have no doubt that this girl is real though and it's fun watching her get totally destroyed. i guarentee that thread is ufcking her up in some way.
Id prefer it when she turns pro so then i can pay her a bigmac to get my dick sucked.
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Old 06-28-2008, 02:59 AM   #4010
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i is talking to myself
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:00 AM   #4011
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dude i'll suck your dick for a value fries
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:00 AM   #4012
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wait
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:00 AM   #4013
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wat
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:00 AM   #4014
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wat
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:01 AM   #4015
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Deal!
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:01 AM   #4016
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spame.

did anyone say goodbye to jmitch? if not, goodnight jmitch.
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:01 AM   #4017
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you have nice cheekbones H.

(H is what i'm calling you from now on)
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:01 AM   #4018
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gona go watch cloverfield

gnite atc

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Old 06-28-2008, 03:02 AM   #4019
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nite H
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:02 AM   #4020
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:19 AM   #4021
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scame
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:30 AM   #4022
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thread is worthless without pics
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:31 AM   #4023
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:31 AM   #4024
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wat
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Old 06-28-2008, 03:47 AM   #4025
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wats going on itt
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