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Old 06-27-2008, 09:22 PM   #3701
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house

I'm gonna chat with God too aorn.
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:23 PM   #3702
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i was about to troll sttf, but decided against it

wise man itt
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:23 PM   #3703
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I'm gonna chat with God too aorn.
tell it i said hello
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:24 PM   #3704
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Re: omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house

lulz


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
i am the son of god
God:
Who made you the son of god ?
Me:
you did
God:
You say I did.
Me:
yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
don't you remember?
God:
Of course I remember...
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:24 PM   #3705
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i want to chat with someone im bored only playing 6 games
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:27 PM   #3706
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i can troll the tables instead
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:28 PM   #3707
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Me:
hi god what up
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
i'm jewish ldo
God:
I don't know anyone named jewish ldo.
Me:
no, jewish is my religion
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about your religion.
Me:
well, we believe that jesus was a false prophet
God:
Well that's okay. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no, i mean me and my fellow jews
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. YOU? Where did you get your fellow jews?
Me:
Um I was born into the brethren of my fellow jews
God:
I don't judge people. Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember it.
Me:
good, will you send me a card? I would like that.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Where do you want me to show you? Why do you want it?
Me:
wat
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
nope
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
ok do that
God:
I will. Will you? Which part were you confused about?
Me:
let's start over
God:
You start.
Me:
do you think tampa bay is gonna win? cause my husband bet $1k on the game.
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy. Interesting explanation. Where did you get your husband bet 1k on the game?
Me:
I don't know, he went to work and then bet the game. Will tampa bay win?
God:
Would you like to know? How did he get to work and then bet the game? Insufficient information.
Me:
omg ur killin gme
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
it seem like ur a computer
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
bill clinton, is that you???
God:
I knew he was impeached, but I never heard he was that me.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. Ugh.
Me:
ugh?
God:
Er.
Me:
maybe i'll let you rest a little
God:
Perhaps. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
sure will. give it up one time for the heebs!
God:
It might be practical. Are you really a ""? What if I don't have it to give?
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:29 PM   #3708
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im playing all pl8 or nl 8 2 1-2 nl8s on cake, 3 50-1 pl8s on bodog, and 1 1-2 pl8 on ub
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:31 PM   #3709
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omg EPIC

Me:
Hi God!!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Heather
God:
What's up, Heather.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you think that girl woman_in_panties is an attention whore?
God:
Ask again later. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
is she a whore???
God:
I don't think she wants me to tell you.
Me:
oh so she is a whore
God:
Groovy. That's alright. a whore is she?
Me:
yes
God:
" a whore is she?"? yes?
Me:
wat
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes im serious!
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you.
Me:
is she an attention whore?
God:
Why don't you ask her?
Me:
she wont tell the truth
God:
Oh I get it. a whore will not tell the truth.
Me:
fu*king awesome
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:34 PM   #3710
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Awake itt
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:34 PM   #3711
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Where's all the terts?
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:36 PM   #3712
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Awake itt
Morning! I'm back from work itt!

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Where's all the terts?
We're talking to God today.
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:36 PM   #3713
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god said WiP is a whore that lies
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:36 PM   #3714
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Morning! I'm back from work itt!
I have stories.

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Old 06-27-2008, 09:37 PM   #3715
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gettin my ass pwned aorn
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:37 PM   #3716
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alex sier:
****IN CCHRSIT
bluelips- but has she tasted the snake? sier:
oh
alex sier:
**** THIS ****
bluelips- but has she tasted the snake? sier:
no **** these aorn
alex sier:
**** U DUD
alex sier:
E
alex sier:
**** U
alex sier:
THIS IS COMPLETE BULL ****
bluelips- but has she tasted the snake? sier:
wat
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:37 PM   #3717
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DUDE SOOTEDGAPPER WOULNT EVEN PLAY A ****ING TURBO SIT AD GO WITH ME HOW BULL **** IT THAT DDUE
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:38 PM   #3718
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F7UCFKING DRHUNKS ITT AND IHE WONT EVEN PLAY A ****ING TRUBO SENGEE WITH ME ****ing joke
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:39 PM   #3719
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I have stories.
I will ask you about this when I am able to.


How was golf?
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:39 PM   #3720
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alex sier:
****IN CCHRSIT
bluelips- but has she tasted the snake? sier:
oh
alex sier:
**** THIS ****
bluelips- but has she tasted the snake? sier:
no **** these aorn
alex sier:
**** U DUD
alex sier:
E
alex sier:
**** U
alex sier:
THIS IS COMPLETE BULL ****
bluelips- but has she tasted the snake? sier:
wat
olorflofloloflo **** off dude ddue
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:41 PM   #3721
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I will ask you about this when I am able to.


How was golf?
Okay sounds good

Golf was good, Derek asked me why I stayed up all night playing poker so apparently I looked like a mess, but I had a lot of fun. I didn't play well but it was a very tough course so I ain't worried about it, Derek and I won $3 prop betting with his dad and uncle
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:43 PM   #3722
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How was work? Brutal and hilarious again?
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:44 PM   #3723
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Okay sounds good

Golf was good, Derek asked me why I stayed up all night playing poker so apparently I looked like a mess, but I had a lot of fun. I didn't play well but it was a very tough course so I ain't worried about it, Derek and I won $3 prop betting with his dad and uncle
I dealt cards to jackasses all day. You had more fun than me, but I made more than $3.

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Old 06-27-2008, 09:44 PM   #3724
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check out my new location
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:45 PM   #3725
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I dealt cards to jackasses all day. You had more fun than me, but I made more than $3.
We'll see about that.

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check out my new location
Hahaha love it.
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