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Old 06-27-2008, 12:57 AM   #3026
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RAY: How do you prepare for an anal scene?

AMBER: A lot of girls say not to eat the night before after 8PM. They use ammodium. Then they give themselves enemas in the morning, followed by a butt-plug to warm up. But generally, I have to eat. I have to have food in me consistently, otherwise I get sick. The very first DP I did, I hadnít eaten that night and I was so sick. I tried to talk myself out of feeling ill, but the next thing I knew, I was throwing-up all over the set. All that was in me was water and immodium. I went home and didnít leave my bed for three days. So Iíve learned Ė I need to eat. Iíve never had the issue where Iíve eaten the night before and had a messy scene the next day. Itís never happened. Not even in my private life. Generally all I do is an enema to make sure itís clean and then use a butt plug to warm up. Iíve heard some horror stories on sets. I donít want to name-names, but it was her first anal. Letís just say she caused a ďsh*t-stormĒ. Sh*t was everywhere. On the bed, on the walls... Everywhere.
What's the opposite of camed?

[x] vomited imo
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:57 AM   #3027
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omg THIS IS GRWAT POST IT IN THE GRIMACE THREAD IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:58 AM   #3028
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RAY: How do you prepare for an anal scene?

AMBER: A lot of girls say not to eat the night before after 8PM. They use ammodium. Then they give themselves enemas in the morning, followed by a butt-plug to warm up. But generally, I have to eat. I have to have food in me consistently, otherwise I get sick. The very first DP I did, I hadnít eaten that night and I was so sick. I tried to talk myself out of feeling ill, but the next thing I knew, I was throwing-up all over the set. All that was in me was water and immodium. I went home and didnít leave my bed for three days. So Iíve learned Ė I need to eat. Iíve never had the issue where Iíve eaten the night before and had a messy scene the next day. Itís never happened. Not even in my private life. Generally all I do is an enema to make sure itís clean and then use a butt plug to warm up. Iíve heard some horror stories on sets. I donít want to name-names, but it was her first anal. Letís just say she caused a ďsh*t-stormĒ. Sh*t was everywhere. On the bed, on the walls... Everywhere.


[x] sound like alot of wrok for a dyck up my ass
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:00 AM   #3029
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no food, enima and ammodium


geeze just rape it, seems easier
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:00 AM   #3030
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relax stay awhile

[ ] relax baby im just taking a piss
[x] very relaxed:
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:01 AM   #3031
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http://www.pornvalleynews.com/home/a...rayne_int.html
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couldnt find pr0n but this is her talking about how much she loves it up the butt. she fkn BEGS for it. HAWT!
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I had torn the back of my throat open.
uhh.....****............ow??
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:02 AM   #3032
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[ ] relax baby im just taking a piss
[x] very relaxed:


LDO
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:03 AM   #3033
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[x] sound like alot of wrok for a dyck up my ass
worth it tho ldo
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:04 AM   #3034
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lol ill admit to not eating for like a day before i have anal sex. makes me feel more comfortable
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:04 AM   #3035
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Haha very nice jmitch.

Also, nipples itt.
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no doubt. inlined and ****.
honestly didnt even see the nipple
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:05 AM   #3036
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no food, enima and ammodium


geeze just rape it, seems easier
lol the wimmin itt have good attitudes towards sex iyam. between you, me, and r34, we're kinda up for anything. At least in theory
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:07 AM   #3037
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lol ill admit to not eating for like a day before i have anal sex. makes me feel more comfortable
Am I in the minority for having taken no special precautions before having anal sex? It was a spur-of-the-moment kinda thing.
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:08 AM   #3038
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buttsecks gurls itt
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:08 AM   #3039
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well my best friends best friends friend told her that rubbing coccaine in there is the way to go, kinda like a local




















ok so it was me a long time ago
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o wow gtd

pics?
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:09 AM   #3041
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rofl gtd
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:09 AM   #3042
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i need to find a girl into anal...that and a 69 are the two things i havent done yet that i wanna try

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Old 06-27-2008, 01:09 AM   #3043
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well my best friends best friends friend told her that rubbing coccaine in there is the way to go, kinda like a local




















ok so it was me a long time ago
omg i never thought of that. that would be so weird. but i wana feel it when i do it so i duno if my butthole being numb would be too cool. me likes teh anal pain

and also



wat
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:11 AM   #3044
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11, and I don't think so.
I'm just kidding, this is a lie. I've been told to say that I actually DO think so. Sorry for the confusion.
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nice tterts
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:13 AM   #3046
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I'm just kidding, this is a lie. I've been told to say that I actually DO think so. Sorry for the confusion.

out of the blue, dont confuse me is it O/U 7?
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:13 AM   #3047
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I'm just kidding, this is a lie. I've been told to say that I actually DO think so. Sorry for the confusion.
lolololol
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:14 AM   #3048
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wow, just wow.
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:14 AM   #3049
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I'm just kidding, this is a lie. I've been told to say that I actually DO think so. Sorry for the confusion.
Now that you've confused us, pics are the only way to settle this.
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ill lay even money on that line
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